woodieMCFC said:Someone send them this :) Anyone remember the old spice advert xD
Hello Man United. Look at your score, now back to ours, look at your score, now back to ours. Sadly, thats not your score, but if you scored more goals like Man City it could've been your score. Look down, back up. Where are you, you're 2nd in the league on 20 points. Who's in your squad? Back to us, we have Balotelli and Edin Dzeko! Look again they have scored 2 goals between them against YOU! Anything is possible when you have shit loads of money and a manager called Mancini! ... I'm on a high :)
hirop said:Reading through the meltdown now - liked this one, bit of a philosopher is this chap
"Two boys go to school together. One works diligently and gets into university, he does an unpaid internship, gets a good job and achieves success. The other guy bums around, has a couple of failed projects that never get off the ground and settles in a middling position...... then he wins the lottery.
Now this guy thinks he's better than the hard working man and proceeds to lord it over him whenever he can.
Well you know what? Fuck him, fuck his money, his plastic wife and his gaudy Mcmansion. He didn't earn a penny of it and when he sits in his mock-Tudor library full of books he's never read, deep down he knows that it's all fucking hollow. "
...eh, whatever chief
hirop said:Reading through the meltdown now - liked this one, bit of a philosopher is this chap
"Two boys go to school together. One works diligently and gets into university, he does an unpaid internship, gets a good job and achieves success. The other guy bums around, has a couple of failed projects that never get off the ground and settles in a middling position...... then he wins the lottery.
Now this guy thinks he's better than the hard working man and proceeds to lord it over him whenever he can.
Well you know what? Fuck him, fuck his money, his plastic wife and his gaudy Mcmansion. He didn't earn a penny of it and when he sits in his mock-Tudor library full of books he's never read, deep down he knows that it's all fucking hollow. "
...eh, whatever chief
Hez said:They didn't mind being smug when they were the highest bidders on players and giving them silly money wages per week. They were the ones started this in Football, tough tit when you can't compete anymore.