Rag jokes

[bluereddish]

How do you confuse a Rag?

Give him a map of Manchester

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So it looks like manchester united have gone for a hollywood line up next season. They already had shrek up front now they have a donkey. Shame they let the princess go....


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Manchester United goalkeeper Edwin Van der Sar has broken the British record for the number of clean sheets in a row.

Big fucking deal! I stopped pissing the bed when I was five.


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What's the difference between Manchester United and a prostitute?

A prostitute wouldn't get £80 million for selling her cnut!

 

[kiam06]

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Can you help me I am fucked how do you cancel a bid on Ebay? I put a bid in for a Mickey Mouse outfit and I am now only 6 minutes away from owning Manchester Utd!!

 

[BlueMoon93]

What do you get if you put 5 United fans on the moon?

A problem.






What do you get if you put 50 United fans on the moon?

A bigger problem.






What do you get if you put every United fan worldwide on the moon?

Problem solved.

 

[bluereddish]

Stumbled across this link. Its not a joke though - meant to be taken seriously!

<a class="postlink" href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Manchester_united" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Manchester_united</a>