Rags directions to Swamp

Callum Best asked us once for directions to somewhere in East Manchester, he was on foot, and instead of sending him to to the right place, we sent him down the darkest dodgiest streets we could think of. "just keep going down there, it looks quiet, but you turn the corner and it's there"
 
This is not about directions but as I left the game yesterday I bought one them Welcome To Manchester Posters, walking back to Piccadilly some guy stuck in traffic shouted out of his car to me "Whats on the poster mate" Its the Welcome to Manchester with Tevez on I yelled back. He's a shit United reject he shouted back, then I laughed
 
American couple once asked me for directions to "the soccer stadium"

Still kind of regret giving them directions to coms as they both had united shirts on but itll teach them to be less vague next time.

Very bad karma for me but it made me chuckle for a few hours
 
Someone pulled up on Deansgate and asked me the way to the apollo.

I asked are you going by car?

When they said yes I said that's definately the quickest way

(I nearly lied on this thread and wrote that they asked for directions to old trafford)
 
Niel Heany pulled up outaide an Off liscense & asked me directions to Radcliffe Boro .City Reserves were playing .pre season Niels game befor that was when he was on loan to Charlton in the play offs against Sunderland at Wembly & there was 90 odd thousand there
 
I was asked directions to Piccadilly train station coming out of the swamp by a mother and son scum fans after our FA Cup defeat when we got beat by that infamous penalty decision. I wasn't in a very generous mood so I sent them walking the opposite way.
 
We parked up in a office car park near the Swamp. Family decked in red get out of another car, and ask which way's the ground... I mean, you'd just follow the crowd wouldn't you?
 
I got off the Metro once at Warwick Road station (still refuse to call it Old Trafford) and was about to enter the cricket ground for a county match when a group of Asians asked me "Where is Old Trafford", I replied "you are here"!
 
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