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Re: Rag coward scum (UPDATE)

kp789 said:
Pigeonho said:
Only Gemma is allowed to beat me down, and it has to be that every time I get up she's stood there with her arms folded, staring at me and then goes for me again with the same calm face she had on previously. It has to be that way.
There has to be horse shit too.
Are we allowed to touch the horse shit?
Yes, but only the horse shit.
 
Re: Rag coward scum (UPDATE)

Pigeonho said:
kp789 said:
Pigeonho said:
Only Gemma is allowed to beat me down, and it has to be that every time I get up she's stood there with her arms folded, staring at me and then goes for me again with the same calm face she had on previously. It has to be that way.
There has to be horse shit too.
Are we allowed to touch the horse shit?
Yes, but only the horse shit.
Can we sprinkle it onto you mesmerizingly while making "coo" sounds? I might rub a bit onto you, make you dirty.
 
Re: Rag coward scum (UPDATE)

marshall92 said:
I think we should remember we have fans like that on our side too, as does every other team. Just a shame people use football as an excuse to assault each other.
That goes without saying and even though it's very funny, I was thinking what the reaction would be if the roles were reversed and Gemma was a United fan and the guy was a blue, and the utter hatred on here would be towards her. Fact is though it is a very, very funny thing to see and isn't violence, it's just Gemma being fucking ace and knocking a camera out of a guy who's weird fetish is to film rival fans whilst hiding next to the police and his own fans.<br /><br />-- Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:25 am --<br /><br />
kp789 said:
Pigeonho said:
kp789 said:
Are we allowed to touch the horse shit?
Yes, but only the horse shit.
Can we sprinkle it onto you mesmerizingly while making "coo" sounds? I might rub a bit onto you, make you dirty.
Yes, but you have to wear animal masks like in that dogging documentary.
 
Re: Rag coward scum (UPDATE)

Pigeonho said:
marshall92 said:
I think we should remember we have fans like that on our side too, as does every other team. Just a shame people use football as an excuse to assault each other.
That goes without saying and even though it's very funny, I was thinking what the reaction would be if the roles were reversed and Gemma was a United fan and the guy was a blue, and the utter hatred on here would be towards her. Fact is though it is a very, very funny thing to see and isn't violence, it's just Gemma being fucking ace and knocking a camera out of a guy who's weird fetish is to film rival fans whilst hiding next to the police and his own fans.

-- Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:25 am --

kp789 said:
Pigeonho said:
Yes, but only the horse shit.
Can we sprinkle it onto you mesmerizingly while making "coo" sounds? I might rub a bit onto you, make you dirty.
Yes, but you have to wear animal masks like in that dogging documentary.
I haven't seen it yet, is it any good? Do they wear horse masks? Do they wear saddles? is there a whip? Jogpers? Reins? NEIGH NEIGH
 
Re: Rag coward scum (UPDATE)

kp789 said:
Pigeonho said:
marshall92 said:
I think we should remember we have fans like that on our side too, as does every other team. Just a shame people use football as an excuse to assault each other.
That goes without saying and even though it's very funny, I was thinking what the reaction would be if the roles were reversed and Gemma was a United fan and the guy was a blue, and the utter hatred on here would be towards her. Fact is though it is a very, very funny thing to see and isn't violence, it's just Gemma being fucking ace and knocking a camera out of a guy who's weird fetish is to film rival fans whilst hiding next to the police and his own fans.

-- Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:25 am --

kp789 said:
Can we sprinkle it onto you mesmerizingly while making "coo" sounds? I might rub a bit onto you, make you dirty.
Yes, but you have to wear animal masks like in that dogging documentary.
I haven't seen it yet, is it any good? Do they wear horse masks? Do they wear saddles? is there a whip? Jogpers? Reins? NEIGH NEIGH
Meerkats my friend. Meerkats.
 
Re: Rag coward scum (UPDATE)

Pigeonho said:
kp789 said:
Pigeonho said:
That goes without saying and even though it's very funny, I was thinking what the reaction would be if the roles were reversed and Gemma was a United fan and the guy was a blue, and the utter hatred on here would be towards her. Fact is though it is a very, very funny thing to see and isn't violence, it's just Gemma being fucking ace and knocking a camera out of a guy who's weird fetish is to film rival fans whilst hiding next to the police and his own fans.

-- Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:25 am --


Yes, but you have to wear animal masks like in that dogging documentary.
I haven't seen it yet, is it any good? Do they wear horse masks? Do they wear saddles? is there a whip? Jogpers? Reins? NEIGH NEIGH
Meerkats my friend. Meerkats.
I think we may have different tastes. I dont want to horse around, it must be a stable situation.
 
Re: Rag coward scum (UPDATE)

Pigeonho said:
kp789 said:
Pigeonho said:
That goes without saying and even though it's very funny, I was thinking what the reaction would be if the roles were reversed and Gemma was a United fan and the guy was a blue, and the utter hatred on here would be towards her. Fact is though it is a very, very funny thing to see and isn't violence, it's just Gemma being fucking ace and knocking a camera out of a guy who's weird fetish is to film rival fans whilst hiding next to the police and his own fans.

-- Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:25 am --


Yes, but you have to wear animal masks like in that dogging documentary.
I haven't seen it yet, is it any good? Do they wear horse masks? Do they wear saddles? is there a whip? Jogpers? Reins? NEIGH NEIGH
Meerkats my friend. Meerkats.

The one bird who did look worth a squirt was a wearing a pig mask...<br /><br />-- Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:33 am --<br /><br />[bigimg]http://www.radiotimes.com/rt-service/image/render/Twitter_and_Channel_4_s_Dogging_Tales_were_perfect_partners.jpg?imageUrl=/uploads/images/original/28145.jpg&width=620&height=374&quality=85&mode=crop[/bigimg]
 
Re: Rag coward scum (UPDATE)

Churchill123 said:
Pigeonho said:
kp789 said:
I haven't seen it yet, is it any good? Do they wear horse masks? Do they wear saddles? is there a whip? Jogpers? Reins? NEIGH NEIGH
Meerkats my friend. Meerkats.

The one bird who did look worth a squirt was a wearing a pig mask...

-- Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:33 am --

[bigimg]http://www.radiotimes.com/rt-service/image/render/Twitter_and_Channel_4_s_Dogging_Tales_were_perfect_partners.jpg?imageUrl=/uploads/images/original/28145.jpg&width=620&height=374&quality=85&mode=crop[/bigimg]
Your quite fond of her aren't you mate!?
 
Re: Rag coward scum (UPDATE)

kp789 said:
Churchill123 said:
Pigeonho said:
Meerkats my friend. Meerkats.

The one bird who did look worth a squirt was a wearing a pig mask...

-- Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:33 am --

[bigimg]http://www.radiotimes.com/rt-service/image/render/Twitter_and_Channel_4_s_Dogging_Tales_were_perfect_partners.jpg?imageUrl=/uploads/images/original/28145.jpg&width=620&height=374&quality=85&mode=crop[/bigimg]
Your quite fond of her aren't you mate!?

Ow yes mate... I've been looking round all the local dogging sites just to see if she's about, because i'd just love to get balls deep in that





Erghhhhh
 
Re: Rag coward scum (UPDATE)

Churchill123 said:
kp789 said:
Churchill123 said:
The one bird who did look worth a squirt was a wearing a pig mask...

-- Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:33 am --

[bigimg]http://www.radiotimes.com/rt-service/image/render/Twitter_and_Channel_4_s_Dogging_Tales_were_perfect_partners.jpg?imageUrl=/uploads/images/original/28145.jpg&width=620&height=374&quality=85&mode=crop[/bigimg]
Your quite fond of her aren't you mate!?

Ow yes mate... I've been looking round all the local dogging sites just to see if she's about, because i'd just love to get balls deep in that





Erghhhhh
My mate says you aren't looking hard enough
 
Re: Rag coward scum (UPDATE)

kp789 said:
Churchill123 said:
kp789 said:
Your quite fond of her aren't you mate!?

Ow yes mate... I've been looking round all the local dogging sites just to see if she's about, because i'd just love to get balls deep in that





Erghhhhh
My mate says you aren't looking hard enough


Ahhh the good old "mate" how is he... having plenty of fun with fat lasses in the woods still? :P
 
Re: Rag coward scum (UPDATE)

Churchill123 said:
kp789 said:
Churchill123 said:
Ow yes mate... I've been looking round all the local dogging sites just to see if she's about, because i'd just love to get balls deep in that





Erghhhhh
My mate says you aren't looking hard enough


Ahhh the good old "mate" how is he... having plenty of fun with fat lasses in the woods still? :P
He likes horse riding. It's a sort of rehab programme. Not sure if it is working though...
 
Re: Rag coward scum (UPDATE)

To be fair to your mate, i'm partial to a posh bit of horse ridding totty in a nice pair of jodhpurs..
 
Re: Rag coward scum (UPDATE)

Ha ha, how has this thread gone from original topic to dogging?
 
Re: Rag coward scum (UPDATE)

were they still singing worse ever champions ever seen after full time????
 
Re: Rag coward scum (UPDATE)

Why do we give them such an easy time at our place???

They get none of this from us. It almost makes you miss the times when they were Guaranteed a slap when they came to Maine Rd.

I did say almost........
 

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