Random stuff you'd ban if you could

[Sir peace frog]

I still have a scar from said injury 32yrs later.

FFS made my todger go in that, haha

 

[Bogroll Streamer.]

The French.

 

[cleavers]

Mrs Browns boys the first time

Corrected...

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

People stealing my catchphrases.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

"palate cleansers" i.e. lemon sorbet, just wrong.

 

[BlueTG]

People who don’t post pics in threads about their attractive neighbour etc.

 

[Bill Walker]

Harley Davidsons and all the weekend outlaws

 

[Bill Walker]

Conspiracy theorists.

 

[Magicpole]

I was watching Bill Burr at the RAH. It had shots of him that included the backs of the audience. Then I noticed what I would ban. Cunts who are sitting, but raise their hands above their heads to applaud. As if to say, I'm your biggest fan and to prove it, I'm not going to applaud like a normal fucking person, I'm going to raise up my arms like an absolute **** and totally annoy Magic. It worked.

It happened a few times, always the same person. If I was Burr, I would stop my set and instruct a vicious thug to go and get the ****, batter them senseless walking to the exit, then throw them head first into the bastard road.

I hate it and want it banned. Whose with me?

 

[mikemcfc]

Middle aged men who dress like they are in Oasis.

The middle aged men in Oasis