Random thread: If you could be, who/ what would you be?

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Feel free to make additions. Make them as funny as possible!

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

a thread deleter.






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[deco]

Food:

Household object: condom

Celebrity: paul burrell

Sports person: luke chadwick

New job role: luke chadwick lookalike

Animal: rampant rabbit

Member of opposite sex: emily from corro :)

Feel free to make additions. Make them as funny as possible!

 

[mat]

Food: TMQs love sausage

Household object: Dishwasher

Celebrity: Kerry Katona

Sports person: Flo-Jo

New job role: President of the planet Lesbia bisexua

Animal: Drummer

Member of opposite sex: Bella Emberg

 

[Swales lives]

Food: Big Soup

Household object: Bread knife

Celebrity: Russell Grant

Sports person: Gary Neville

New job role: Pilot on Gary Glitters plane

Animal: Shetland pony in porno films

Member of opposite sex: Kerry Katona