Invincible means a different thing when its Rangers. Like most things. They have, if you read our press made up of their fans, mind you, been probably the best team since the Brazil of 1970, and Morelos, sporting the fat hamster look, is way better than Pele, Slippy is the best manager ever, or probably longer, in fact, definitely longer. They are about to win everything for a couple of centuries and look out ESL teams, budge up. I didn't even know how this greatest team ever, filled with 11 £1b players, had got fucked out, but, oh when I did, I'm surprised you didn't hear me laughing.
Talking about laughing, have a wee look at this. Comedy gold. We collapse after years of our board and they still can't get to Hampden.. I might be biased, but is that not easy to do when you are the best team ever? Or even better than that? Black Armband Day announced at all sports sections of our papers.