Rangnick quits consultancy role (Pg 89)

Another of Ralf's disciple has come in to the league. These four or five clubs following Ralf's philosophy cannot be wrong. Instead of Rodgers, City should consider him as Guardiola's successor. Better, yet, United cannot let someone of his quality leave their club.
 
Parp parp!
Wreck-it parked the bus, but just not in the right place or with the right people on board. Rumour has it that a couple of the OAP's refused to board - Ronaldo and Cavani had to produce their travel passes, threw a a wobbler, and got off before the journey started. Ralph doesn't know if he'll see them again. This in turn threw his best laid plans into some confusion. Sadly, the only way that he could keep the liability that Rashford has become out of the team, was to play Pogbad and Bruno Falldowndead up front. Could have worked perhaps against City's under 14's, but, it turned out that the reds were the ones who looked like under 14's in the end.
Still, it was a nice drive to the ground, and a decent day out. Slabhead did a bit of sliding around; De Gea did what he always does - lots of saves but finished up with a bad back again after bending down to get the ball out of the net against City; Bruno fell down a dead lot; Pog was bad; Wank Bissaka lived up to his name too.
Wreck-it's not too downhearted - being German, he knows his shit when it comes to football - and that's obviously why United got him!
On a night like this, lets have a heart guys - he's doing his best and we need to keep him at the helm. He's fun! Well, we all had a good laugh today, didn't we?
Back to the Swamp for Spurs next.
All aboard!!!
Parp parp
 
the blue panther said:
Parp parp!
Wreck-it parked the bus, but just not in the right place or with the right people on board. Rumour has it that a couple of the OAP's refused to board - Ronaldo and Cavani had to produce their travel passes, threw a a wobbler, and got off before the journey started. Ralph doesn't know if he'll see them again. This in turn threw his best laid plans into some confusion. Sadly, the only way that he could keep the liability that Rashford has become out of the team, was to play Pogbad and Bruno Falldowndead up front. Could have worked perhaps against City's under 14's, but, it turned out that the reds were the ones who looked like under 14's in the end.
Still, it was a nice drive to the ground, and a decent day out. Slabhead did a bit of sliding around; De Gea did what he always does - lots of saves but finished up with a bad back again after bending down to get the ball out of the net against City; Bruno fell down a dead lot; Pog was bad; Wank Bissaka lived up to his name too.
Wreck-it's not too downhearted - being German, he knows he's shit when it comes to football - and that's obviously why United got him!
On a night like this, lets have a heart guys - he's doing his best and we need to keep him at the helm. He's fun! Well, we all had a good laugh today, didn't we?
Back to the Swamp for Spurs next.
All aboard!!!
Parp parp
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May I correct the erroneous typing error near the end of this extremely well produced summary.
I have emboldened the very slight error for ease of viewing.
 
Inter Me Nan said:
First time hearing him speak after the match yesterday, came across as a decent bloke.
Going to bleach my mouth out now!
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came across as a Glazer yes man though - determined not to rock the boat - probably got his eye on a cushy move upstairs at the swamp because some of the stuff he said about them not folding and keeping on trying bear no relation what happened out on our pitch
 
SPIDERBOY said:
Each and every manager that goes there should be nicknamed "Payday",with a number after it....Payday-1....Payday-2,and so on.....see how far we get.
The big Payday can be the only reason they go there.
Who would be looking in now thinking "yeah,I'll take that job when Ralph goes".......it's a fuckin mess.
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There's a long line of managers who think they could do that job, and all of them would want to be the manager who restored their fortunes. I hope, after hearing the Class of (2 mentioned on 606 last night, that the next one will be the Class of 57 - 2057
 
Inter Me Nan said:
First time hearing him speak after the match yesterday, came across as a decent bloke.
Going to bleach my mouth out now!
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I thought he came across as someone who realised what the situation was about. Imagine the same interview from Klippity. Ralfie's too decent a guy to last at The Swamp. Ollie was a decent guy, dyed in the Rag wool, but still a decent human being compared to some of the canutes they've had. And after the interview Sutton lambasted him and suggested that what he said was tantamount to caving in before kick-off. I thought what he said was cemented in practical reality. But the Rags have always had some difficulty in seeing reality, the way the rest of the world sees it.
 
A much sought after Managerial genius who doesn't know his arse from his elbow. Yet again the 857 billion have been promised the moon and the stars but ended up with just another over-hyped and very ordinary sack of shit. Keep it up Ralf...!
 
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