Rangnick quits consultancy role (Pg 89)

[Alan Harper's Tash]

"If I buy Maguire for £80m, Sancho for £73m and Van de Beek for £40m, how much shit have I actually bought?"

If they don’t win, how many seconds will it take PR37 to get to the dressing room?

 

[deegee33]

.... yes but how long will it last? When will it morph into SORN?

Save Our Rag Nick, not Statutory Off Road Notice, though both will probably relevant in the near future!

It will be #SORN after the winter fixtures are complete and by the summertime it will have morphed into #SCORN, as in Save Completely Our Rag Nick, because you don't want a self-proclaimed "great thinker" sitting upstairs with the GPC you want him in his own office, with his own parking spot "great thinking" independent of all the other geniuses at Old Trashford.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

.... yes but how long will it last? When will it morph into SORN?

Save Our Rag Nick, not Statutory Off Road Notice, though both will probably relevant in the near future!

That’s some 180 they’ve pulled here.

From Ole being at the wheel to declaring their bus parked indefinitely.

 

[bluevengence]

"If I buy Maguire for £80m, Sancho for £73m and Van de Beek for £40m, how much shit have I actually bought?"

SIR SIR.....HERE SIR...is it his much sir.

 

[Kippax77]

If they don’t win, how many seconds will it take PR37 to get to the dressing room?

I think it as a much to do with his eye liner and mascara running as it has to do with him sulking, when he dashes down the tunnel at the end of games

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

"If I buy Maguire for £80m, Sancho for £73m and Van de Beek for £40m, how much shit have I actually bought?"

I think the technical term is 'F*ck tonne'.

 

[jimharri]

A maths teacher, hey?

Will he be able to integrate PR37 into his tactics?
Will he be able to differentiate between what Fred and McTominay do?

It’s these partial fractions that will decide the probability of him succeeding.

This thread is in danger of heading off at a tangent, if we're not careful.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

This thread is in danger of heading off at a tangent, if we're not careful.

My apologies. I just wanted to add to the thread, not divide opinion.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

My apologies. I just wanted to add to the thread, not divide opinion.

That's a fraction too many maths puns for my liking.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

That's a fraction too many maths puns for my liking.

That means the square root of fuck all to me.