Rangnick quits consultancy role (Pg 89)

You have to give credit where it's due. United made a lot of chances against a dogged Boro, who didn't get a proper look-in for an hour - apart from 2 or 3 chances, and some controlled football - but if Ronaldo had scored that penalty, it would have changed history - just like that little deflection did for Sancho's goal.
Swings and roundabouts, innit! Come the second half, Fernandes had that open goal, and missed. Oh, and they hit the bar. Then Fernandes missed - again. And just when we expected a bit of help, VAR had a nightmare; ignored Lee Dixon, and applied the feckin' rules of the game, to let Boro equalise. Very unfair on the Kaiser, imho.
Then we had the magnificent spectacle of the master being introduced - Phil Jones - glorious to see him heading the ball out for a throw in - twice; then out for a corner; then up for a corner he heroically headed out a thunderbolt for a goal kick. (Do Bordeaux realise what they've missed-out on?) Only Elanga's great defensive clearances for Boro near the end of the game could match Big Phil's efforts.
And so, it came to pass - Wreck-it Ralph was cruelly denied a potential giant killing tie against Wolves or Southampton in the 4th round by yet another failed penalty shoot-out; how unlucky. We all hoped that Big Phil would be the saviour he was originally signed as, but the 'new Duncan Edwards' was denied by the young Elanga who struck his penalty beautifully into the moist, swamp fumed air. Big Phil was denied his chance of glory, and the Boro fans celebrated long and loud - as away supporters tend to do at Old Toilet these days - but, fear not; the Kaiser has a plan! He must have - mustn't he?
Parp parp!!!
 
Wreck it ralf is a fantastic example of how to manipulate and change people's views en masse. A man so anonymous that even his mum had to be reminded that she had given birth to him, is elevated to world football god status by lying until the lie becomes the truth . You can say what you like about the scum but their media team is the best in the business .
 
I mulled over the merits of a #SOR campaign. But two issues dissuaded me.

1. He's only in the hot seat til the end of the season anyway, even if he managed to win the PL/CL double (no laughing at the back of the class).

2. Judging by the apathy of most of you wasters on here to the #SOO campaign, you'd have to wonder if it would be backed on here.
 
Wreck it ralf is a fantastic example of how to manipulate and change people's views en masse. A man so anonymous that even his mum had to be reminded that she had given birth to him, is elevated to world football god status by lying until the lie becomes the truth . You can say what you like about the scum but their Propaganda team is the best in the business .
Sorted.
 
Wreck it ralf is a fantastic example of how to manipulate and change people's views en masse. A man so anonymous that even his mum had to be reminded that she had given birth to him, is elevated to world football god status by lying until the lie becomes the truth . You can say what you like about the scum but their media team is the best in the business .

It’s so good it destroys them from inside, their biggest strength has become their biggest weakness. Never complain about our shit PR.
 
I mulled over the merits of a #SOR campaign. But two issues dissuaded me.

1. He's only in the hot seat til the end of the season anyway, even if he managed to win the PL/CL double (no laughing at the back of the class).

2. Judging by the apathy of most of you wasters on here to the #SOO campaign, you'd have to wonder if it would be backed on here.
Yeah would be a waste of bandwidth.

This fucker will never make it into the seat next season, even the rags wouldn't be that stupid would they?

if he is by some miracle, once we've regained some sort of composure which won't be easy we can try and find an angle to get behind him then.
 
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You have to give credit where it's due. United made a lot of chances against a dogged Boro, who didn't get a proper look-in for an hour - apart from 2 or 3 chances, and some controlled football - but if Ronaldo had scored that penalty, it would have changed history - just like that little deflection did for Sancho's goal.
Swings and roundabouts, innit! Come the second half, Fernandes had that open goal, and missed. Oh, and they hit the bar. Then Fernandes missed - again. And just when we expected a bit of help, VAR had a nightmare; ignored Lee Dixon, and applied the feckin' rules of the game, to let Boro equalise. Very unfair on the Kaiser, imho.
Then we had the magnificent spectacle of the master being introduced - Phil Jones - glorious to see him heading the ball out for a throw in - twice; then out for a corner; then up for a corner he heroically headed out a thunderbolt for a goal kick. (Do Bordeaux realise what they've missed-out on?) Only Elanga's great defensive clearances for Boro near the end of the game could match Big Phil's efforts.
And so, it came to pass - Wreck-it Ralph was cruelly denied a potential giant killing tie against Wolves or Southampton in the 4th round by yet another failed penalty shoot-out; how unlucky. We all hoped that Big Phil would be the saviour he was originally signed as, but the 'new Duncan Edwards' was denied by the young Elanga who struck his penalty beautifully into the moist, swamp fumed air. Big Phil was denied his chance of glory, and the Boro fans celebrated long and loud - as away supporters tend to do at Old Toilet these days - but, fear not; the Kaiser has a plan! He must have - mustn't he?
Parp parp!!!
Welldone. That’s actually a better and more accurate write up than the BeeB managed.
 
Who came up with Wreck-It-Ralf? Was it you @jrb?
Whoever it was you owe me for the cleaning cost of my living room carpet since I just spat my cornflakes all over the fuc*er ;)
 

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