Rangnick quits consultancy role (Pg 89)

[Bluekiwi]

Rag fans, the Rag players, and the Rag Board won't accept any manager, sooner or later, who isn't looking down from a lofty position on the rest of us.

Apart from the deities that restricts it to Royalty or dare I say it,

Boris.

 

[Bluekiwi]

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Can you buy that figure in their shop - it would look great nodding to them as they drive their cars around.

 

[Bluekiwi]

Calling Goofy out for that open goal miss!

Poch be there manager next season they’ll buy a big name and they’ll all get giddy again!

Transition year 10 incoming Rinse and repeat.

If Poch has any sense he'd stay in Paris. Any manager with any sort of credibility would avoid the swamp until at least 2 years after Fergie is carried off to meet his maker. Knowing him, he would still be pulling strings from 6 feet under.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

If Poch has any sense he'd stay in Paris. Any manager with any sort of credibility would avoid the swamp until at least 2 years after Fergie is carried off to meet his maker. Knowing him, he would still be pulling strings from 6 feet under.

The Football equivalent of Freddie Kruger.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Hang about, I know this thread is so we can take the piss but 'nearly as much as the Prime Minister' he would have to talk non stop for a week to get close.

I'm extrapolating the amount of times he lies in his press-conferences and multiplying it by the amount of time left in the week. He still falls short of Johnson of course as Johnson doesn't even lie straight in bed.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Apart from the deities that restricts it to Royalty or dare I say it,

Boris.

Luke Shaw is a deity ...... I may have got that wrong ?

 

[crazyg]

Luke Shaw is a deity ...... I may have got that wrong ?

More believable than Like Shaw is dieting.

 

[Bluekiwi]

More believable than Like Shaw is dieting.

Just goes to show how confusing the English language can be - simply transposing a couple of letters gives a more accurate definition.

 

[crazyg]

Just goes to show how confusing the English language can be - simply transposing a couple of letters gives a more accurate definition.

I'm surprised Shaw hasn't asked for move to City. Not half a mile from the Clayton Lane entrance to the academy is a (ahem) massive Greggs' bakery facility. The expression pigs in shit springs immediately to mind.

 

[Spanishbob]

SCUM

 

[bluetonium]

Thank you Ralf, I needed a giggle this morning.

BBC News - Manchester United boss Ralf Rangnick believes club getting better despite FA Cup exit

Manchester United boss Ralf Rangnick believes club getting better despite FA Cup exit

Manchester United interim boss Ralf Rangnick says the club are improving on the pitch despite the shock FA Cup exit to Middlesbrough.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[KS55]

I shouldn't admit it but I've a wee sliver of sympathy for Ralf, He must have come with the best of intentions to get some geezers playing the beautiful game, just like Rembrandt and the Dutch Masters filled a canvas, and he ends up with half a team of Picassos and the rest a cross between Dali and Munch.

I like Picasso. The sexual imagery in "Le Reve" is amazing.

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[J.G.Blue.]

I like Picasso. The sexual imagery in "Le Reve" is amazing.

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Not exactly Bob Ross is it....

 

[KS55]

Thank you Ralf, I needed a giggle this morning.

BBC News - Manchester United boss Ralf Rangnick believes club getting better despite FA Cup exit

Manchester United boss Ralf Rangnick believes club getting better despite FA Cup exit

Manchester United interim boss Ralf Rangnick says the club are improving on the pitch despite the shock FA Cup exit to Middlesbrough.

www.bbc.co.uk

Music to Glazers ears. We can win it without spending any money! Right.

 

[KS55]

Not exactly Bob Ross is it....

I hate chocolate box "art".
There is a pub/hotel/conference centre in the dales with huge pictures of birds etc in the bar which just look like photographs. Yours for £11,000 a pop. Never seen one sold in twenty years.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

I hate chocolate box "art".
There is a pub/hotel/conference centre in the dales with huge pictures of birds etc in the bar which just look like photographs. Yours for £11,000 a pop. Never seen one sold in twenty years.

Dont wonder at £11,000 a pop!
Im a bit old school, not really into "modern art" three coloured boxes on a canvas? not for me beeky, having said that Bob Ross is a bit to bland to be interesting,
Quite like some lowry stuff, he lived on the same street as my nan & grandad in pendlebury & he was a blue :-)

 

[mat]

The German David Bret deserves a 10 year contract with a £5 billion sacking clause.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I like Picasso. The sexual imagery in "Le Reve" is amazing.

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But we have to agree that Phil Jones would have been a suitable model for much of his' oeuvre' - two eyes on one side of his head, a nose where his ear should be, and so on!! - especially when Sergio was about to smack on in, with the Rag hordes in tow!

 

[Keep the Faith]

Music to Glazers ears. We can win it without spending any money! Right.

Saying all the right things to get the gig on a permanent basis

 

[KS55]

But we have to agree that Phil Jones would have been a suitable model for much of his' oeuvre' - two eyes on one side of his head, a nose where his ear should be, and so on!! - especially when Sergio was about to smack on in, with the Rag hordes in tow!

Phil the Face, international supermodel.