Rat invasion

One house that backs on to our Close had twelve hanging bird feeders, there were rats everywhere. We all agreed to stop feeding the birds on our side, lots of poison and traps helped reduce the infestation. Sadly the next door neighbour feeds the mangy visiting cats and leaves the food out overnight. There's now more rat activity, it looks like the poison has little effect, they tend to call at the bait station for a snack when they get peckish.
 
I was called out to visit a customer the other week because of rat issues. Went round moved the wheelie bin out of the way and one jumped out of the bin at me. Absolutely shat Myself
 
I was called out to visit a customer the other week because of rat issues. Went round moved the wheelie bin out of the way and one jumped out of the bin at me. Absolutely shat Myself
My mrs was convinced she seen one going into our black bin I never really thought anything as I put it down to the medication she is on,then she insisted the bin lid was moving slightly opening and closing I said to her it’s the wind catching it which was possible as it was blowing a gale,lo and behold went up to put bag in bin open it and this huge fucking rat scuttled back down to the bottom of bin,fuck me I nearly shit myself there and then fucking slammed the lid and put a large stone on the top and waited for bin day..went to get bin out for collection and a hole just below the handle had been chewed away about the size of 2 50p pieces and inside had tried gnawing at the lid to get out..I fucking hate the fuckers them and needles are my phobias ..
 
My mrs was convinced she seen one going into our black bin I never really thought anything as I put it down to the medication she is on,then she insisted the bin lid was moving slightly opening and closing I said to her it’s the wind catching it which was possible as it was blowing a gale,lo and behold went up to put bag in bin open it and this huge fucking rat scuttled back down to the bottom of bin,fuck me I nearly shit myself there and then fucking slammed the lid and put a large stone on the top and waited for bin day..went to get bin out for collection and a hole just below the handle had been chewed away about the size of 2 50p pieces and inside had tried gnawing at the lid to get out..I fucking hate the fuckers them and needles are my phobias ..
Should have put the large stone on it's fecking head.
 
I've placed three bait stations in the back garden a week ago, all the food blocks were devoured. I replaced them all but sited two unbaited, big fook off, Rat Reaper traps and voila ! Minus two big footed, buck toothed, rats.
 
I've placed three bait stations in the back garden a week ago, all the food blocks were devoured. I replaced them all but sited two unbaited, big fook off, Rat Reaper traps and voila ! Minus two big footed, buck toothed, rats.

RIP Bruno no longer will you moan like fuck and dive all over the pitch.
 
I had a neighbour feeding sand cranes at the back of my house in Florida. Next thing I had rats under the house. I trapped a few and put down poison . Next thing a racoon is walking down the street carrying the sack of poison bait and eating it like popcorn. I threw a golf ball at it and swear it looked at me as if to say you want to start something.
 
I had a neighbour feeding sand cranes at the back of my house in Florida. Next thing I had rats under the house. I trapped a few and put down poison . Next thing a racoon is walking down the street carrying the sack of poison bait and eating it like popcorn. I threw a golf ball at it and swear it looked at me as if to say you want to start something.
Should get yourself a pet gator.
 

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