Ray you fool switch your phone on.

[squirtyflower]

He's not a member squirty I can't just pop round either he's 60 miles away

If he's not a member how will he see the thread?

Does he know Bluemoon exists?

Pmsl can you ask a sillier question??

If the mods weren't so tight fisted they'd be handing out Ray-bans

Think akcity could be the first

 

[Ding Dong]

I just spoke to RAY , he said everytime he turns his phone on , some clown from Viagogo keeps trying to sell him a ticket !!!!!!

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

I got a call the conversation went.

Soz mate missed your calls dead battery didn't notice.

No worries what you doing tomorrow

Nothing much why

Do you fancy driving down london then

What for ( I did say he's a knob )

I dunno errrr do you fancy a go on that big fucking wheel, I know we could pop into the palace and have a cuppa with Liz (I think he got it at this point) or we could call in at wembley on the off chance there's a game on.

A very big girl like whoooo hooooo screach down the phone from him.

Panic over and he's driving down to mine later, I think it's for the best just on the off chance he get's up in the morning and like the knob that he is he forgets, did I mention he's a knob.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

This is Ray at the gym

Ray Skateboarding

Ray trying to escape a top secret lair

Ray working on his motorbike

Ray at BBQ

 

[citytillidie24]

I got a call the conversation went.

Soz mate missed your calls dead battery didn't notice.

No worries what you doing tomorrow

Nothing much why

Do you fancy driving down london then

What for ( I did say he's a knob )

I dunno errrr do you fancy a go on that big fucking wheel, I know we could pop into the palace and have a cuppa with Liz (I think he got it at this point) or we could call in at wembley on the off chance there's a game on.

A very big girl like whoooo hooooo screach down the phone from him.

Panic over and he's driving down to mine later, I think it's for the best just on the off chance he get's up in the morning and like the knob that he is he forgets, did I mention he's a knob.

Our prayers were answered!

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

This is Ray at the gym

Ray Skateboarding

Ray trying to escape a top secret lair

Ray working on his motorbike

Ray at BBQ

 

[SteWadda]

I got a call the conversation went.

Soz mate missed your calls dead battery didn't notice.

No worries what you doing tomorrow

Nothing much why

Do you fancy driving down london then

What for ( I did say he's a knob )

I dunno errrr do you fancy a go on that big fucking wheel, I know we could pop into the palace and have a cuppa with Liz (I think he got it at this point) or we could call in at wembley on the off chance there's a game on.

A very big girl like whoooo hooooo screach down the phone from him.

Panic over and he's driving down to mine later, I think it's for the best just on the off chance he get's up in the morning and like the knob that he is he forgets, did I mention he's a knob.

Hoo-Ray

 

[Impeccable]

I got a call the conversation went.

Soz mate missed your calls dead battery didn't notice.

No worries what you doing tomorrow

Nothing much why

Do you fancy driving down london then

What for ( I did say he's a knob )

I dunno errrr do you fancy a go on that big fucking wheel, I know we could pop into the palace and have a cuppa with Liz (I think he got it at this point) or we could call in at wembley on the off chance there's a game on.

A very big girl like whoooo hooooo screach down the phone from him.

Panic over and he's driving down to mine later, I think it's for the best just on the off chance he get's up in the morning and like the knob that he is he forgets, did I mention he's a knob.

Tell him everyone on BM thinks he's a knob.

A good username for him on here might be 'Ray The Knob'.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

This is Ray at the gym

Ray Skateboarding

Ray trying to escape a top secret lair

Ray working on his motorbike

Ray at BBQ

 

[gazinho]

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say
But nothin comes out when they move their lips
just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Ray