Rayan Cherki

[Coatigan]

Pep already missing Cheeky, so looking to bring in Cherky.

 

[Coatigan]

Surely this is a parody account. A satirical take on Romano and other such accounts. The whole set-up, catchphrase, claims and promises etc. Nobody can sound that daft for real, surely.

 

[KingGeorge]

They always say this….

Pep is desperate to get so and so
Pep admires the talent of such and such player greatly
Pep is wanted this guy for a long time

In reality none of these guys really know what Peo is thinking

 

[Dax777]

I hate this guy so much. I hate the fact he is trying to copy the other dude's style.

And its clear he knows nothing

 

[Dobsy]

I hate the obsession with road runners. Go get Gallagher if that’s what you want a midfielder to do. I want mine to create and play the beautiful game.

It's not either/ or. You have to do both to win.

 

[Irlamblue]

OOHH. This guy seems to know the score. At last we have a real ITK twatter reporter

 

[Nevizade]

I hate this guy so much. I hate the fact he is trying to copy the other dude's style.

And its clear he knows nothing

There should be a Twitter for under 18s then one for over 18s

 

[Gabriel]

There should be a Twitter for under 18s then one for over 18s

Foolish me. I thought X stood for 10: average user age...

 

[Tricky_Trev]

No pace, so an ideal signing for our walking football.

What use is pace in the centre of a low block any way? Haaland has absolutely fuck loads of it and it doesn’t help us a jot - there’s no space for it to be relevant. What we need are players with a level of technical ability that we always used to have and then lost. Players that can produce something unexpected, something magical, to break the block. That’s Cherki.

 

[DJBusinesscake]

LETS LAUNCH!!

Lmao, what a loser that guy is.

 

[Gabriel]

What use is pace against a low block any way? Haaland has absolutely fuck loads of it and it doesn’t help us a jot - there’s no space for it to be relevant. What we need are players with a level of technical ability that we always used to have and then lost. Players that can produce something unexpected, something magical, to break the block. That’s Cherki.

Unless we can find/develop players that are as effective playing the low block as they are playing expansively (basketball-football), then its horses for courses. That means having a first-team squad but never one first team, and all players, without exception, are either going to have to improve their game or accept that they will sit certain games out.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Anonymous social media sources should be banned from this place

Why? Where do you draw the line if you start banning people? Just laugh at them

 

[come-on-barney]

LETS LAUNCH!!

Lmao, what a loser that guy is.

Hopefully people stop posting his bs

 

[Damien10]

Let’s launch…

That’s really funny. I wonder if he’s a member of BlueMoon.

As for Cherki.

I have just been told we have agreed a fee with Lyon. Medical to follow.

 

[Zenmanc]

Nobody can sound that daft for real, surely.

If a president can anything is possible.

 

[Coatigan]

If a president can anything is possible.

He's a parody president, surely ;)

 

[p.taker]

Why? Where do you draw the line if you start banning people? Just laugh at them

Didn’t say to ban people. Just shame the hell out of anyone daft enough to follow these accounts and bring them over here

 

[houraisen]

Let’s launch…

That’s really funny. I wonder if he’s a member of BlueMoon.

As for Cherki.

I have just been told we have agreed a fee with Lyon. Medical to follow.

I am delighted that you are willing to share the information with us again.
Thank you.

 

[Gumzy97]

Let’s launch…

That’s really funny. I wonder if he’s a member of BlueMoon.

As for Cherki.

I have just been told we have agreed a fee with Lyon. Medical to follow.

Fabrizio, here we go tonight now probably

 

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