Rayan Cherki

[Longballutd]

Marmite or bovril?

 

[Phoenix900000]

'Do you like circuses?'

"No they're shite" ;)

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Barm or muffin

Do you like Vimpto

 

[Micky Blue]

Its almost like theyre reading the answer off a script.
Every single signing past 9 years have said exactly same thing. "Yeah feels amazing to be here, such a big club, dream come true, cant wait to get started and play with these players and of course the coach Pep guardiola. Im so happy Its amazing. End of interview

Yeah gone are the days of Andreas Isaksson when he said he saw us as a stepping stone to a bigger club (slightly paraphrasing)

 

[Manc in London]

Real in depth questions such as "how does it feel to be a Manchester City player?"

Leading questions like "How amazing is it to get the opportunity to work with Pep?"

Those interviews are toe curling.

 

[burning blue soul]

club interviewer working on in depth questions

So Rayan,

 

[Rodri’s ACL]

how long is incoming?

 

[TonyM]

Incoming me outgoings! Announce me muddafakkaaa!!!!!

 

[hilts]

how long is incoming?

You sound like my wife.

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

You sound like my wife.

You listen to your wife?

 

[hilts]

You listen to your wife?

Only on lent

 

[Sir peace frog]

Last night I heard Viana singing a song

Ooh ee, Cherki Cherki cheap cheap

Woke up this morning and De Bruyne was gone

Ooh ee, Cherki Cherki cheap cheap

Cherki Cherki cheep cheep chirp

Wheres de bruyne gone wheres de bruyne gone

Riyad mahrez gone riyad mahrez gone

Far far away ,far far away :)

Scansion works but maybe a bit unfair to Kev

 

[birchwoodgingerste]

Slow sports news reporting no deal yet on cherki or reinders.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Slow sports news reporting no deal yet on cherki or reinders.

They didn't say that. They said deals have been agreed and just waiting for confirmation

 

[Metal Biker]

We signed 'im yet?

 

[skillman]

Not too arsed about an announcement as long as he's signed and is registered for the CWC.

Announce him next week for all I care!

 

[jrb]

how long is incoming?

Like a North Korean war ship being launched off the side of a harbour wall.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Take the rest of the night off, guys?

This is just for the peanut gallery and clicks.

It's all done.

 

[citizen_maine]

Take the rest of the night off, guys?

This is just for the peanut gallery and clicks.

It's all done.

So where is Sookie?

 

[Big mals fedora]

Like a North Korean war ship being launched off the side of a harbour wall.

Launched you say???? Let’s launch!!!!!!