BrilliantBasically — everyone on earth can suck lovingly on my schlong. My pub was closed, the Liverpool fans I know said we had no chance, the press hates us, UEFA wants to screw us.
Well go fuck yourselves with a cucumber, you collection of anal beads — we are the amazing City and we were the better side, the more resilient side and the winning side. Kiss my fat white hairy ass and get to fuck. I love my club, come what may.
(Yes, I’m five Belgian ales in and fuck you).