Really boring poster

[Matty]

I want to be a lion tamer

I hear Siegfred is looking for a new 'partner', will tiger tamer do for you?

 

[Swales lives]

Theres the odd recruitment consultant on here, so I've heard.

That wouldn't be the boring c*nt who bangs on about how successful and well travelled he is would it?
Who's posts usually contain cut and paste quotes from The Daily Mail or full articles from The Telegraph, and has absolutely no sense of humour, irony or sarcasm.... Is that him?

 

[Bigga]

Bigga Obama

Bores me shitless

Well, I'm rather delighted I get up your nose, 4HB. It's snug and rather cosy. There's plenty of room in your other nostril for a few other posters, as well.

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Bigga Obama

Bores me shitless

Well, I'm rather delighted I get up your nose, 4HB. It's snug and rather cosy. There's plenty of room in your other nostril for a few other posters, as well.

Come off it Scotty, you're not that small!

 

[SosaFC]

Theres the odd recruitment consultant on here, so I've heard.

That wouldn't be the boring c*nt who bangs on about how successful and well travelled he is would it?
Who's posts usually contain cut and paste quotes from The Daily Mail or full articles from The Telegraph, and has absolutely no sense of humour, irony or sarcasm.... Is that him?

Glad you remember me .. couldn't have been that boring then could I ?

Just to let you know I made £6k this week and I'm off to Brazil next week .. cheers

 

[stony]

Theres the odd recruitment consultant on here, so I've heard.

That wouldn't be the boring c*nt who bangs on about how successful and well travelled he is would it?
Who's posts usually contain cut and paste quotes from The Daily Mail or full articles from The Telegraph, and has absolutely no sense of humour, irony or sarcasm.... Is that him?

I don't anyone on here would be crass enough to do that.

Just to let you know I made £6k this week and I'm off to Brazil next week .. cheers

Oh .........my mistake, thats him.

 

[SosaFC]

Theres the odd recruitment consultant on here, so I've heard.

That wouldn't be the boring c*nt who bangs on about how successful and well travelled he is would it?
Who's posts usually contain cut and paste quotes from The Daily Mail or full articles from The Telegraph, and has absolutely no sense of humour, irony or sarcasm.... Is that him?

I don't anyone on here would be crass enough to do that.

Just to let you know I made £6k this week and I'm off to Brazil next week .. cheers

Oh .........my mistake, thats him.

Wow .. the drugs really have worked on you haven't they .. your brain cells must be unable to cope with anything nowadays hey ?? .. lol

and has absolutely no sense of humour, irony or sarcasm

that was sarcasm and me being funny, you fuckwit .. but nevermind .. obviously what I said to you ages ago still hurts and you probably have sleepless nights to still remember me .. but its all good .. don't worry about it ..

I do post quotes, articles etc .. if you find them so boring, all you have to do is not read them .. simple. Anyway, enjoy lazing round the house today watching loose women .. Loser .. haha

 

[stonerblue]

I've had a great day dossing around the house. Bit of food, some lovin, more food, siesta, and i'm off to the Caribbean later for a beer and some grub. I spent about $8.34 so far.

 

[Wheelsy]

Hilarious thread.

Has to be that Australian bloke who posts on here.
"Oh I have to stay up for the game tonight"
"Hey look at this shirt I got on eBay"
"Look how good I am on Photoshop!"
"I hate this year's kit, he're one I made earlier..."
"Blah blah, I'm locking this thread"

He's a Johnny-come-lately, part-time, armchair fan. Rubbish.

 

[Swales lives]

Theres the odd recruitment consultant on here, so I've heard.

That wouldn't be the boring c*nt who bangs on about how successful and well travelled he is would it?
Who's posts usually contain cut and paste quotes from The Daily Mail or full articles from The Telegraph, and has absolutely no sense of humour, irony or sarcasm.... Is that him?

Glad you remember me .. couldn't have been that boring then could I ?

Just to let you know I made £6k this week and I'm off to Brazil next week .. cheers

Bang on cue. Thanks for that. Written with all the wit of self deprecating humour of Alan Bennett.
What's it like to still be living at your parents?

 

[Blue4ever85]

I heart this thread and would like to see it made a sticky.

 

[C_T_I_D]

Hmmm, discussion about the colours of football boots City players wear...didn't think of that one. Cheers goat boy!

(only messing)

 

[Banned Tosspot]

I heart this thread and would like to see it made a sticky.

You boring ****

 

[Blue4ever85]

I heart this thread and would like to see it made a sticky.

You boring ****

You boring ****, more like.

 

[Banned Tosspot]

I heart this thread and would like to see it made a sticky.

You boring ****

You boring ****, more like.

Boring comeback, ****

 

[Swales lives]

Scrap,Scrap, Scrap!!!

 

[Blue4ever85]

You bitch.

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Scrap,Scrap, Scrap!!!

Go bore someone else ya big poofter!

 

[Bigga]

I find 4HB extremely dull. All he does is find everyone dull.

How dull is that?!!

And Darren, with his stalking of women, in particular and his stupifyingly dull Jackson fixation. Wacko and Tosser.

In fact, that line is quite apt for the pair of you dull tw@s.

 

[Swales lives]

I find 4HB extremely dull. All he does is find everyone dull.

How dull is that?!!

And Darren, with his stalking of women, in particular and his stupifyingly dull Jackson fixation. Wacko and Tosser.

In fact, that line is quite apt for the pair of you dull tw@s.

I wish you'd stop sitting on the fence... what do yo really think?