Really, Really Poor Brands

Puma/Tiger simply for making ill fitting trainers! Too narrow!
Converse - Stand in a puddle and you have a wet heel for the rest of the day.
 
Whoever said Nike Shox give yourself a slap! They are quality trainers, granted there are some real shit designs(the full soul shox are shocking), but some of them are awesome.
 
Damocles Fashion Guide (or, Why I often look a C**t):

Pub/football/hanging around/general casual - Choice of City shirts or other t-shirts, blue jeans, plain white trainers.

Dress to impress - black trousers, non pastel coloured shirt, black shoes

Occasions - Suit

Hot days - Football shirt, and shorts. Maybe trackies if weather is iffy.

Cold days - Jumper without large brand on front. Black wooly gloves.

It never needs to be more complex than the above. If it is, you're trying to hard. Just buy stuff that's cheap and isn't itchy or uncomfortable to wear. Also, golden rule one, is that if you have writing on your stomach and you aren't wearing a footy shirt, get changed.
 
The four colour rule applies at all times. If you are a man and are wearing any more than four visible colours (different shades allowed) then you are gay, a new age traveller or have shocking taste
 
I used to specifically buy something because of the label when i was about what 12-15, to be honest I can't be assed trying to impress someone else now for the sake of some corporation.

I mean why pay somebody to advertise their logo? F**k you and pay me to wear your name.

I had a pair of Rockports back in the day, Timberlands aswell, think i still have them but they are covered in Dogmuck because the silly chavs around here have their hands so far down their own kecks they fail to pick up their dogs pooh.

Now i buy my clothes because I like the look of it, usually i find something that hasn't got Gio-Goi/Henley or whatever plastered all over it actually looks alot better.

I did go through a phase (due to my sport) of wearing Affliction but when i started noticing every coked up hoodie was wearing it i took all my Affliction crap to the charity shop, as well it no longer had its affliliation to the reason i worn it.

I still wear MMA related brands but usually just at the gym (Throwdown, One More Round, Tri-Coasta etc)
I Despise the cocks who wear Tapout and act as though they've just won The Ultimate Fighter.
I stopped wearing these brands out and about as well young lads would usually target me and start the whole "how tough are you?" debate....
I did advise a gay work colleague to start wearing this stuff though as it attracts males... he hasn't had so much c*ck in his life.

I get alot of stuff at <a class="postlink" href="http://www.asos.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.asos.com</a> they have some dodgey looking stuff on there but in all some reasonable stuff with a decent clearance section.
 
Damocles said:
Damocles Fashion Guide (or, Why I often look a C**t):

Pub/football/hanging around/general casual - Choice of City shirts or other t-shirts, blue jeans, plain white trainers.

Dress to impress - black trousers, non pastel coloured shirt, black shoes

Occasions - Suit

Hot days - Football shirt, and shorts. Maybe trackies if weather is iffy.

Cold days - Jumper without large brand on front. Black wooly gloves.

It never needs to be more complex than the above. If it is, you're trying to hard. Just buy stuff that's cheap and isn't itchy or uncomfortable to wear. Also, golden rule one, is that if you have writing on your stomach and you aren't wearing a footy shirt, get changed.

mate, thats what a tramp's wardrobe would look like...

trackies as casual clothes?! no thanks, they are for sport alone!

also the bit about buying cheap stuff goes against everything i say when buying clothes!! ed hardy forever;)
 

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