He should be Barca/Real/Bayern by now. There's no way he can go to the MLS. He'd put his mouth in it the first time he gets pulled over by the police and get himself shot dead.
Whoever is in charge of transfers for Liverpool should be fired for sanctioning that signing. He was completely the wrong player for them.
But brenda was going to use his considerable managerial talent on him and tame him when other managers couldn't
Lol
He never had enough class, dignity or respect for that special club that knows how to look after its own, especially on those special European nights when the unique humour of the Kop comes to the fore.
Did I miss anything out?