BoyBlue_1985
Well-Known Member
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said:robsta said:Just watched the match back on my recorder and at the pont when some thought the final whistle had gone and that lad ran on the pitch the commentator said "we need to wait while they remove a bit of debris from the pitch".
I assume it was their way of not publicising a pitch invader but me being the sensitive type I objected to that reference. Because idiot or not for running on, the lad is still a blue. It's a bit like the Grand National when all the horse lovers complained about the dead horses being referred to as obstacles.
Have to say though that if you are going to run on at the final whistle, make sure it is the final whistle.
Whenever the odious, repellent slob that is Alan Green is commentating at a Dipper or MANUre match, a goal is greeted with his nauseating voice reaching a crescendo that would indicate that he is vigorously pulling on his todger, and the climax is reached with either ROOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY or SUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRREZ. Last night he described the build up to 'our' goal and then it was a rather bemused 'Who's scored that? Was it Kompany? No, it was Peter Crouch' offered to the Radio5 faithful in rather muted, begrudging tones.
Note to Peter Crouch: 'Yer Mum sez yer can come back 'ome now'.
You should of heard him before the match i thought he was going to kill himself while explaining that regardless of the result last night we were gonna finish top 4! I pulled my todger off while screaming Champions League thinking of him crying. BEST ORGASM EVER