Remove ONE letter from a movie title and give it a description.

[LWashington]

Coo Runnings - Pigeon Shit is dripping from the loft, has the owner been murdered ?

 

[KS55]

Ben Hu. Scotland is taken over by a Chinese consortium. Locals rebel when all the mountains have their names changed.

 

[LWashington]

The Pot - It's 1886 and someone's stolen Van Gogh sunflowers, but he's going to paint anyway, as he's dreamt in 100 years time some gullible twat will pay 40 million for it.

 

[blumanchu]

Zulu Dan

During a prolonged stay in south Africa tiatto goes native

 

[bucks]

The Bride on the River Kwai - Couple go to Thailand on honeymoon but it all goes tits up when war breaks out and they end up working on the Death Railway.

A Bride too far - Bigamist finally gets caught on his third marriage.

 

[KS55]

The Longest Da. Ryan Giggs reminisces about his very tall father.

 

[Magicpole]

The Man Who Came on From the Cold. Johnny Tupper has been frozen out at City and made to train with the janitorial staff. An outbreak of primadonism has left the squad decimated just before the CL final. Young Tupper is told to wind up his five game with the catering staff and join the party travelling to the final.

He is brought on late in the second half with City trailing by a goal. He looks to the heavens and the clouds break, a beam of light cascades down on him and the whole stadium looks on awe.

Tommy chases Messi as he heads for goal. He catches him and makes a spectacular slide tackle, unfortunately he brings him down, is sent off and City go in to lose 5.1.

A salient take about hiw fairytale are a load of shite. Tommy is seen sitting on a bench shouting at pigeons in a duffle coat two sizes too small.

 

[Big Swifty]

GodFellas - the violent story of Bishops Latimer & Ridley being burnt at the stake by Mary Tudor. ("As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a bishop")

 

[Big Swifty]

The Remains of the Da - a scouser finds out where his missing father is buried

 

[Big Swifty]

Yul Brynner in Wetworld, set now in 21st century Texas

Sorry about that.