Revels

[johnny on the spot]

Chocolate is for women.

 

[Blue Smarties]

What a pair of fucking deviants.

I've genuinely emailed Revels with my suggestion. All I'm hoping for is a free packet of Revels.

Love the coffee ones.

 

[stony]

I've genuinely emailed Revels with my suggestion. All I'm hoping for is a free packet of Revels.

Love the coffee ones.

Orange, peanut and the little chocolate disc things. The rest can fuck off.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Orange, peanut and the little chocolate disc things. The rest can fuck off.

Do they still do peanut? I don't remember having one this evening.

Orange, coffee, and the occasional minstrel and toffee.

I fucking hate maltesers in Revels, the crunchy little fuckers.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Coffee fucking Revels? Sick bastards.

 

[Blue Smarties]

If Revels knock my idea back, how about we start an online Revel swap shop?

Looks like I'll have little competition when bidding for the coffee.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Orange, peanut and the little chocolate disc things. The rest can fuck off.

Naked Minstrels, whats the point in them? Get a crispy shell on it you lazy Revel bastards.

No kudos to toffee ones on here, always a favourite of mine, raisens can fuck off but not as much as dirty bastard coffee.

 

[urban genie]

always only 1 orange one in it, I am sure the charlatans sang about it once

 

[stony]

Naked Minstrels, whats the point in them? Get a crispy shell on it you lazy Revel bastards.

No kudos to toffee ones on here, always a favourite of mine, raisens can fuck off but not as much as dirty bastard coffee.

The only reason they have a shell is so clammy handed cunts like you don't get melted chocolate all over their bloated sausage fingers. People with normal hands have no problem with them.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Wonderful things except for the coffee ones. Dirty bastards