Rhymes from when you were a kid

[bobmcfc]

I was a quick developer,had a pager at 8 (O:

And a good tooth and du rag ?

a gold tooth rather (O: - my bottle of iron bru in a brown paper bag passing as a 40!!!

A good tooth and the rest like a row of bombed houses.


I did indeed mean gold ;) I have big sausage fingers and I'm on my phone lol

 

[Lastminutewinner]

Milk,milk,lemonade,chocolate round the corner

 

[SteWadda]

Trebor mints are a little bit stronger
Stick them up your bum and they last a bit longer

 

[ChrisNUFC]

Beans beans good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart.

 

[sweynforkbeard]

Grandad, grandad, you tight fisted twat,
We know the Christmas turkey was really a cat.

 

[york away to this!]

Milk,milk,lemonade,chocolate round the corner

...that's not a rhyme.

milk, milk, lemonade - round the corner chocolate's made...

you need to have a word with your teachers....

 

[Cellarite]

Me Uncle Bertie farted,
he farted through the keyhole,
the keyhole farted back,
and paralysed the cat.

Auntie Mary had a canary,
tied between her legs.

Number 1, 1, the story's just begun.
Number 2, 2, this is what you do.
Number 3, 3, you sit her on your knee.
Number 4, 4, you get her on the floor.
Number 5, 5, her legs are open wide.
Number 6, 6, you're giving her your dick.
Number 7, 7, it feels like heaven.
Number 8, 8, the doctor's at the gate.
Number 9, 9, the nappy's on the line.
Number 10, 10, you do it all again.

 

[bobmcfc]

Me Uncle Bertie farted,
he farted through the keyhole,
the keyhole farted back,
and paralysed the cat.

Auntie Mary had a canary,
tied between her legs.

Number 1, 1, the story's just begun.
Number 2, 2, this is what you do.
Number 3, 3, you sit her on your knee.
Number 4, 4, you get her on the floor.
Number 5, 5, her legs are open wide.
Number 6, 6, you're giving her your dick.
Number 7, 7, it feels like heaven.
Number 8, 8, the doctor's at the gate.
Number 9, 9, the nappy's on the line.
Number 10, 10, you do it all again.

 

[Cellarite]

Me Uncle Bertie farted,
he farted through the keyhole,
the keyhole farted back,
and paralysed the cat.

Auntie Mary had a canary,
tied between her legs.

Number 1, 1, the story's just begun.
Number 2, 2, this is what you do.
Number 3, 3, you sit her on your knee.
Number 4, 4, you get her on the floor.
Number 5, 5, her legs are open wide.
Number 6, 6, you're giving her your dick.
Number 7, 7, it feels like heaven.
Number 8, 8, the doctor's at the gate.
Number 9, 9, the nappy's on the line.
Number 10, 10, you do it all again.

has that cat been paralysed by a farting keyhole?

 

[bobmcfc]

Me Uncle Bertie farted,
he farted through the keyhole,
the keyhole farted back,
and paralysed the cat.

Auntie Mary had a canary,
tied between her legs.

Number 1, 1, the story's just begun.
Number 2, 2, this is what you do.
Number 3, 3, you sit her on your knee.
Number 4, 4, you get her on the floor.
Number 5, 5, her legs are open wide.
Number 6, 6, you're giving her your dick.
Number 7, 7, it feels like heaven.
Number 8, 8, the doctor's at the gate.
Number 9, 9, the nappy's on the line.
Number 10, 10, you do it all again.

has that cat been paralysed by a farting keyhole?

He'll never be right again