Richard Keys

[mike1923]

Suggested Pep could never be a success at City because even if he wins the Champions League it’s already been done. Presumably then we should all give up football because there’s nothing left to achieve that hasn’t been done before (especially now we’ve done the 100 points and domestic treble). He’s a fucking idiot trying to throw out sound bites to stay relevant because he’s been reduced to working in front of a camera next to a well in some far out place where nobody has to listen to him. The hairy prick

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Been knocking about with @SWP's back too long... :-)

Should be wrapping his 6 iron round the fuckers head.

 

[mike1923]

Oh and also he’s a nonce (disclaimer - probably)

 

[bluealf]

If there's a thread already been started on this guy then all apologies given.

I just want to bring it to your attention that on BEIN sports week in week out he has the biggest axe to grind.

Tonight he was rambling on about Pep's behaviour on the touch line.

'if that was mourinho or anyone else they would have been sent off'

What's the beef there then?

Has he been given orders from the owners of that station to be anti-city?

He is a hairy handed nonce and is to be ignored by everybody but mainly by his daughters best friends...

Damn too late for that advice.

 

[dublinblue12]

Disgraced former sky sports presenter Richard Keys?

 

[jordtheblue]

Complete cockwomble.

 

[bluealf]

I was expecting "Richard Keys touched up my mum"

far too old

 

[hilts]

A sex pest chimp with a dodgy uncle at a wedding vibe about him.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

RKIAC

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

I prefer his brother Salford.

Each to their own. I'd prefer his Sister Alicia personally.

 

[yeseye]

I prefer his brother Salford.

I prefer his daughter Alicia..

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If there's a thread already been started on this guy then all apologies given.

I just want to bring it to your attention that on BEIN sports week in week out he has the biggest axe to grind.

Tonight he was rambling on about Pep's behaviour on the touch line.

'if that was mourinho or anyone else they would have been sent off'

What's the beef there then?

Has he been given orders from the owners of that station to be anti-city?

It was just banter.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I prefer his brother Salford

You mean his brother Don

 

[Eoiyflem]

The kind of man who, if he licks his lips, every woman between the age of 18-25 within a 10 mile radius get a shiver down their spine and look behind them

 

[A57 the snake]

If I had a dog with the intelligence of that twat I wouldn’t feed it.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I prefer his brother Salford.

Much prefer his cousin in Florida

 

[andyhinch]

I prefer his daughter Alicia..

His grandad, where’s my is a good laugh.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I always get my hopes up when I see a thread with his name.

Same with Eamon Holmes....

 

[A57 the snake]

Same with Eamon Holmes....

Just going to post that ... I could imagine keys on the bbc program who do you think you are ?
When he finds his long lost brother Eamon holmes.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I mean he's working on Bein Sports. Who gives a shit? Presenting English language coverage in a region where most people don't watch in English.

For the record, we used to have to watch on Bein Sports in Morocco, and it's the worst football coverage I've ever seen. And I include ITV when they accidentally went to adverts and missed an England goal in that. They have an anti-piracy device, which involves their own logo floating around the middle of the screen during the game every five minutes or so. Complete embarrassment of a channel.