Mr Rich
Well-Known Member
Oh yay I hear you scream. (Unfortunately the feature of sarcasm has not been added to the computer keyboard, when it does I'll finally be understood).
Basically for those that missed it last week I take on the resident BBC expert pundit and super predictor Mark Lawrenson (!?) and beat him at predicting this weekend scores. You are all perfectly inclined to challenge me as well, but I doubt very much you'll beat me. Also I personally make my predictions before I look at Lawro's, which I only check during this thread.
Last week I triumphed, so it is currently 1-0 to City over the Dippers.
This week's SPECIAL FEATURE: 'Wacky Walton's Weekend Tip'* where crazy Walton predicts a score so obsurdly in favour of Dippers that if it actually happens you'd believe the F.A. and referee's to be biased in some way**
My tip of the week, West Ham to beat Stoke 2-1.
Teams / Rich / Lawro
Brum vs Arse / 1-2 / 1-1
Chelski vs Villa / 2-0 / 2-0
Hull vs Foolham / 0-0 / 1-1
Twitcher's vs Twitcher's ex / 4-1 / 2-0
West Ham vs Six-fingers / 2-1 / 2-1
Wolves vs Boo-hoo Lescott / 0-2 / 1-1
Bolton vs Scum / 1-3 / 1-2
Burnley vs Potato Head / 1-1 / 1-2
Dippers vs Elephant man / 2-0 / 2-0
M.C.F.C vs Pie eaters / 4-0 / 2-0
'Walton Wacky Weekend Tip' - "I see a 5-0 drubbing for Aston Villa against Chelsea, this will surely help Liverpool in there Champions League challenge and severely dent Aston Villa's goal difference. Although Villa maybe without Dunne for this match, I'm sure a hand ball will give Chelsea a starting penalty, even if Collins claims correctly it came off his foot. They might score from a corner that was clearly a goal kick, Brad Friedal could even find himself sent-off for a foul on Drogba, even if replays clearly show the referee tripping him up and then pointing to the spot."
(*I choose to remind you that in no way is this feature connected to referee Peter Walton, if it happens to be the game that he is refereeing this week that is by pure chance. And if he happens to be refereeing a game this week, god help us all)
(**Also I must remind you that the F.A. and referees in this country are in no way corrupt or biased towards certain team's. I mean just because they have chairmen and associates from rival Premier League clubs and appear to miss player's elbowing players and swearing at referees from one team and not another, in no way detracts from their conduct, or affects their views. They are all perfect gentleman and sporting people.)
Basically for those that missed it last week I take on the resident BBC expert pundit and super predictor Mark Lawrenson (!?) and beat him at predicting this weekend scores. You are all perfectly inclined to challenge me as well, but I doubt very much you'll beat me. Also I personally make my predictions before I look at Lawro's, which I only check during this thread.
Last week I triumphed, so it is currently 1-0 to City over the Dippers.
This week's SPECIAL FEATURE: 'Wacky Walton's Weekend Tip'* where crazy Walton predicts a score so obsurdly in favour of Dippers that if it actually happens you'd believe the F.A. and referee's to be biased in some way**
My tip of the week, West Ham to beat Stoke 2-1.
Teams / Rich / Lawro
Brum vs Arse / 1-2 / 1-1
Chelski vs Villa / 2-0 / 2-0
Hull vs Foolham / 0-0 / 1-1
Twitcher's vs Twitcher's ex / 4-1 / 2-0
West Ham vs Six-fingers / 2-1 / 2-1
Wolves vs Boo-hoo Lescott / 0-2 / 1-1
Bolton vs Scum / 1-3 / 1-2
Burnley vs Potato Head / 1-1 / 1-2
Dippers vs Elephant man / 2-0 / 2-0
M.C.F.C vs Pie eaters / 4-0 / 2-0
'Walton Wacky Weekend Tip' - "I see a 5-0 drubbing for Aston Villa against Chelsea, this will surely help Liverpool in there Champions League challenge and severely dent Aston Villa's goal difference. Although Villa maybe without Dunne for this match, I'm sure a hand ball will give Chelsea a starting penalty, even if Collins claims correctly it came off his foot. They might score from a corner that was clearly a goal kick, Brad Friedal could even find himself sent-off for a foul on Drogba, even if replays clearly show the referee tripping him up and then pointing to the spot."
(*I choose to remind you that in no way is this feature connected to referee Peter Walton, if it happens to be the game that he is refereeing this week that is by pure chance. And if he happens to be refereeing a game this week, god help us all)
(**Also I must remind you that the F.A. and referees in this country are in no way corrupt or biased towards certain team's. I mean just because they have chairmen and associates from rival Premier League clubs and appear to miss player's elbowing players and swearing at referees from one team and not another, in no way detracts from their conduct, or affects their views. They are all perfect gentleman and sporting people.)
