es1
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i'm compiling a quiz for tomorrow evening, and thought i would put something different in for a change, so does anyone have any good riddles i can use?
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riddles?!
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Who makes it has no need of it. Who buys it has no use for it. Who uses it has no knowledge of it - A grave.
What does man love more than life?
Fear more than death or mortal strife?
What do the poor have, what the rich require,
And what contented men desire?
What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save,
And all men carry to their graves?
Answer - Nothing.
What work is it, that the faster you work, the longer it is before you're done, and the slower you work, the sooner you're finished?
A spitroast
What does man love more than life?
Fear more than death or mortal strife?
What do the poor have, what the rich require,
And what contented men desire?
What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save,
And all men carry to their graves?
Answer - Nothing.
What work is it, that the faster you work, the longer it is before you're done, and the slower you work, the sooner you're finished?
A spitroast
es1
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cheers, i'll use them...although the top one works better if its a coffin methinks!
Damocles said:Who buys it has no use for it. Who uses it has no knowledge of it - A grave.
Many people, especially when older, purchase their own graves and coffins. Also, a lot of people share a grave with a loved one, so half the people in the grave will have knowledge of it! Doesn't really work :D
bluereddish
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What is:-
Long and thin
Covered in skin
Red in parts
and stuffed in tarts
....
....
RHUBARB
Long and thin
Covered in skin
Red in parts
and stuffed in tarts
....
....
RHUBARB
es1
Well-Known Member
bluereddish said:What is:-
Long and thin
Covered in skin
Red in parts
and stuffed in tarts
....
....
RHUBARB
lol
thats quality!
cheers
LCBblue
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A horse man rides into town on Friday. He stays for 4 days and leaves on friday, how did he do that?
bluetonium
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Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
They were all married.
we could do with a spoiler tag really for these :)
They were all married.
we could do with a spoiler tag really for these :)
es1
Well-Known Member
bluetonium said:Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
They were all married.
we could do with a spoiler tag really for these :)
did you find that on a riddles website perhaps??
i think its their riddle of the day!!
its already in!!