Ridiculous things in films

The Pink Panther said:
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Sylvestor Stallone playing in goal in Escape To Victory


Passing off the chance to escape from the Nazis at half time because you want to play a game of football that has a ref more bias than Peter Walton

Kevin Costner's Robin Hood.
Not only did he land on the South coast and say we will soon be in Nottingham, they then went for a walk along Hadrians Wall.

Where Eagles Dare.
Clint Eastwood has been shooting Germans with a gun that has a silencer.
He then attempts to creep up behind the radio operator instead of shooting him as well.
Oh. and whist we're on the subject of WW2 films. How come every time they kill some Germans and steal their uniforms, they're always a perfect fit and don't have any blood stains on them?

That's that bloody clever Hugo Boss for you - year ahead of their time.
 
Nicolas Cage. Only famous for who his uncle is. 2 good performances in his life. Arse gravy of the worst kind
 
How come every time they kill some Germans and steal their uniforms, they're always a perfect fit.

I think you'll find that in 'The Last Crusade' Indiana Jones steals a uniform that is too small. Just before he gets Mr.Bronson from Grange Hill to sign his book.
 
The Sixth Sense, why does Bruce Wllis not realise he is dead within a couple of days, i'm sure the film jumps to 12 months later or so.

The whole plot of the Day After Tomorrow.

Why do Aliens only ever land in America?
 
Superman Returns he is supposed to be a "super hero" but he spent the whole movie stalking and watching someone elses partner. That was very creepy if any of us stood outside a womans window watching her withiout her consent we could go to jail.

A tiny bit of kryptonite makes him powerless yet he was able to lift a whole island of the stuff?.

Why do all bombs in movies have timers even the predators?. Surely if you know you are done for you just going to want a boom not make sure that it can be deactivated or that the people can get away.

Why do they always make those funny faces during sex and the women always have perfect bodies even though its obviously not theirs.
 
corky1970 said:
why is it when someone ( scientist, professor, teacher, geologist, generally all round clever guy) says " this is happeneing or going to happen and heres why and shows em proof"


they get fucking ignored till its too late then the government " brings em in" to help with only hours to spare

Because otherwise it would be a fairly shit movie
 

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