Ridiculously appropriate names

[sir baconface]

Work colleague: Hilary Blows.

 

[Kinkybyname]

not appropriate but worth a mench in despatches:

molecular bacteriologist Prof Dick Titball

I shit you not

 

[crooky]

Former F1 driver Scott Speed.

 

[KS55]

Instagram model Carlotta Bonke — her real name apparently.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Instagram model Carlotta Bonke — her real name apparently.

Great Bond Girl name from yesteryear.

 

[snorky]

Thete was a farmer down the road from me got done for bestiality.


Mr Pigfucker.

 

[smeeagain]

What about Sid James secretary,her name was miss cockworthy

 

[Pell]

Senior counsellor for porn addiction and masturbation: Dr Holden-Hiscock.

 

[The Black Shed]

Theresa Green

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Thete was a farmer down the road from me got done for bestiality.


Mr Pigfucker.

I used to go to school with Thete Pigfucker, jolly decent lad if I remember, played rugby in D set.