Riyad Mahrez

[Sir peace frog]

this deal is done ,he will wear the no 26 shirt.i have full faith in TH

 

[CityDreamer]

Ah but will he sign before we get to 1000 pages?!

Hope not! Need the BM drama in my life: The flapping, the arguments, the keyboard wars etc

 

[SebastianBlue]

“Riyad Mahrez’s impending transfer to Manchester City has been put on hold while doctors work to reattach his right hand and legs after a freak late night photoshop accident; reports within the player’s camp indicate he is hopeful that the horrific cropping can be corrected via an experimental ‘undo’ procedure. This is a developing story...”

 

[Gremlin]

He needs to go on holiday so that he can get a private plane back for the signing and we can have the usual fun tracking the plane. it's just not the same when he's on a Virgin Voyager.

 

[shak]

He needs to go on holiday so that he can get a private plane back for the signing and we can have the usual fun tracking the plane. it's just not the same when he's on a Virgin Voyager.

Raz booked it actually so he's on megabus, but he's also got to pick up a fancy sink from Wickes on the way.

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

this deal is done ,he will wear the no 26 shirt.i have full faith in TH

Why doesn't anyone wear the number 9?

 

[Delphinho]

Why doesn't anyone wear the number 9?

I think Gabriel Jesus might wear it in the future

 

[squirtyflower]

Why doesn't anyone wear the number 9?

No one tall enough

 

[pudge]

this deal is done ,he will wear the no 26 shirt.i have full faith in TH

It's quite evidently not done at the moment though, is it?

 

[sir baconface]

Maybe Pep's found out he's African.

He doesn’t look African enough to me.