Riyad Mahrez

[aguero93:20]

Now we’re getting somewhere in this location interrogation!

South Kerry, Iveragh peninsula. Most beautiful place in the world.

 

[SebastianBlue]

I have insomnia so check on that one. Would love a beagle but I don't think it could stand it's ground with the rest of them, the boxer gets bullied.

A fellow night demon, then. My beagle is uncharacteristically very aggressive (having served quite a bit of time in a shelter, unfortunately), so I imagine he would be well at home amongst yours.

South Kerry, Iveragh peninsula. Most beautiful place in the world.

I went there once as a lad (had a mate that lived in... Kenmare, if I recall correctly) and do remember it being a very nice area. Worse places to be—sometimes I think where I am now, for one.

 

[SebastianBlue]

pmsl hahahah, it does look like a huge stop smoking patch, as you say likely loaded with dubious chemical compounds.

Fagin has the patch eh, fair do's buy the not fagin Leicester player for 70m seems fair, i'll assume a quick resolution to this ;-D

But how many chemical compounds in Mahrez’s hair?

That may have him banned for lengthy spells.

 

[aguero93:20]

A fellow night demon, then. My beagle is uncharacteristically very aggressive (having served quite a bit of time in a shelter, unfortunately), so I imagine he would be well at home amongst yours.


I went there once as a lad (had a mate that lived in... Kenmare, if I recall correctly) and do remember it being a very nice area. Worse places to be—sometimes I think where I am now, for one.

Kenmare is a nice spot, it's the other side of the peninsula from me. Not sure the aggression would do the beagle any good, the boss dogs are Irish shepherds and they bully an Alsatian and a Wolfhound when they're in the mood, although we've a year old bulldog I think will probably end up taking charge when he's older. Being aggressive would be a very bad thing :)

 

[TCIB]

But how many chemical compounds in Mahrez’s hair?

That may have him banned for lengthy spells.

Plenty i suspect, namely "over priced bollocks" "unnecessarily expensive pomade" and primarily "the shit that makes hair look like crude oil as soon as they wet their hair when it's hot". Being City i expect nothing less that a 2 year ban and undetermined ongoing fine.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Kenmare is a nice spot, it's the other side of the peninsula from me. Not sure the aggression would do the beagle any good, the boss dogs are Irish shepherds and they bully an Alsatian and a Wolfhound when they're in the mood, although we've a year old bulldog I think will probably end up taking charge when he's older. Being aggressive would be a very bad thing :)

It has served him well and poorly in equal measures in various dog parks here—I am sure it would go both ways there, as well. Though he tends to like being around bigger dogs than smaller ones, so perhaps he would calm down with yours.

I still want to find a Dane to join him in the house, as I grew up with them (and Bichon Frise... the less said about that the better) but it’s a bit difficult with our residential council. It was quite the ordeal to get Watson approved, including practically buying off the chair (arranged a meeting with Yo-Yo Ma via a work acquaintance that puts on Art-Science discussions here; apparently it was like a Russian handshake).

Anyway, Mahrez, not a bad addition, yeah?

 

[SebastianBlue]

Plenty i suspect, namely "over priced bollocks" "unnecessarily expensive pomade" and primarily "the shit that makes hair look like crude oil as soon as they wet their hair when it's hot". Being City i expect nothing less that a 2 year ban and undetermined ongoing fine.

And Nico, Mendy, and Aguero are forbidden from going to the barber for one year, with an additional suspended year only to be enforced if they use a pomade of “questionable origin”.

 

[aguero93:20]

It has served him well and poorly in equal measures in various dog parks here—I am sure it would go both ways there, as well. Though he tends to like being around bigger dogs than smaller ones, so perhaps he would calm down with yours.

I still want to find a Dane to join him in the house, as I grew up with them (and Bichon Frise... the less said about that the better) but it’s a bit difficult with our residential council. It was quite the ordeal to get Watson approved, including practically buying off the chair (arranged a meeting with Yo-Yo Ma via a work acquaintance that puts on Art-Science discussions here; apparently it was like a Russian handshake).

Anyway, Mahrez, not a bad addition, yeah?

Great addition, fantastic player and I think he'll be fired up getting the chance to play for a (hold your breath we've made it there) superpower club under Guardiola which I reckon will drive him on to new heights.

Danes are great dogs, neighbour has 2, you would want to be seriously backing yourself when it comes to training them though.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Great addition, fantastic player and I think he'll be fired up getting the chance to play for a (hold your breath we've made it there) superpower club under Guardiola which I reckon will drive him on to new heights.

Danes are great dogs, neighbour has 2, you would want to be seriously backing yourself when it comes to training them though.

I look forward to his influence on the other attacking players, both driving them to improve themselves, and in the way he complements their abilities on the pitch. I honestly think Sterling can learn quite a lot from him, which could spur Raheem on to being the world class player we all know he could be.

And you are absolutely right. Luckily, I have become the Guardiola of Dane training over the years, as I shadowed the gentleman that trained my family’s Danes. ;-)

 

[ADegenerate]

Does he still wear that stupid fucking arm plaster thing from wanking to much?

Nothing wrong with that pal! Don’t shame us.