Road Rage

[Scottyboi]

Imagine road raging in America fuck that for a game of soldiers.

Fook that scotty :O) its mad though, when you think of some of the people you know and then think to yourself i feel sorry for anyone who tries road raging them... it's gonna end messy :O)

Happened with my big brother, he ended up punching straight threw the guys side window and knocking him out, was right outside wythy police station crazy bastard. I feel sorry for pissed up young lads when they get in his taxi lol

 

[urmston]

In 1981 I was deliberately knocked off my pushbike by a motorist who seemed to resent the fact that I had not ridden in the gutter to let him pass. I got a hole in my leggings and a grazed knee.

The motorist was stopped by traffic queues about half a mile further on. Let's just say I don't think he made it home on time that evening and I hope for his sake he had a protected no claims bonus.

That was in the days before we'd heard of road rage.

 

[silverback]

Scottyboi said: "Look in my rear view some middleages twat is flashing his lights going mad".

Gadzooks was he in full armour?

 

[Stuart]

I can't understand it why people are rather rude and threatening towards you, and when the car is pulled over and I get out of the car , they never want to know ?

 

[NPBlue]

I never get road rage. I'd have had a heart attack years ago if I did!

The funny thing in all this road rage nonesense is that is it involves, usually, nothing more than somebody putting on their brakes. I mean, it's not exactly physically demanding stuff, is it?

I make mistakes, as we all do.

I doubt there is anyone driving on our roads that hasn't done something that someone else has found incredibly stupid and worthy of a blast of hatred.

The trouble with driving is that after we have passed our tests, it is the last taboo, it is never criticised. What is worse, being called a lousy lover or a crap driver?

I drive for a living, and nothing surprises me when it comes to other drivers. Why some people can't accept that, occasionally, something odd will happen, escapes me, unlike an impatient BMW/Audi driver or a woman in a 4x4, who are by far the worst drivers on the road in general.

 

[simmers]

If everyone used there indicators and learned how to use roundabouts the roads would be a better place.
I even use my indicators on an empty road drummed it into myself so people always know what im doing, its not hard is it.

Roundabouts are great fun!

Some folks just seem to ignore them, whilst others basically sit there until the road is absolutely clear from all directions.

I've noticed a lot of people give way to their left, no right

 

[clarkie_ni]

belter story.
some twat doing 60 in a 30 zone raced up my arse just after i turn right onto a road. i was like 'fucking prick, il slow do to say 15mph. he tries to overtake in his 1litre fiesta, i floor it in a 2.3 turbo BMW and basically dont allow him in. he eventually gets past after the 3rd attempt. he signals to pull over so i do he gets out and twat him square in the nose, then in the balls.
i had been to mcdonalds that day and had nearly a full milkshake so as i go to get back in my car i grab and fuck it into his front seat.
strawberry milkshake everywhere!
job done