Road Rage

I had an incident in Sale a couple of years ago with the wife and kids also in the car.

Was driving down narrow Manor Avenue and an eager car from the adjacent Avenue was already edged out on the other side of the road, attempting to pull out to join the flow of traffic on my side.

I was heading it, although I was unable to flash them on because I had someone right up my arse.

Anyhow, to cut a long story short, the two scrotes in their shit-tip Fiesta box who were trying to edge out, suddenly raced up alongside me and purposely forced us off the road, half on to the pavement, then stopping and positioning their car at an angle to stop me from driving away.

This fucker opened his car door and started abusing me offering to fight (he never had the bollocks to come too near). I so badly wanted to get out and jam his head in the fucking car door but my wife ordered me not to get out.

I stewed on this for the next few days, absolutely turning it over in my mind they had put my family in danger.

On reflection, my wife was right and it was about leaving my ego alone. There were two of them, they could have had knives, my kids could see me get battered or worse.

They might even have seen me get lucky and my rage get the better of both of these turds, but even that is something I would never wish my kids to see and would leave an indelible mark for many years to come.
 
Driving to Bury in my new motor on Monday morning with my grandaughter in the back a car flys up right behind me, and i mean right behind. I'm in the outside lane of a four lane road doing under 30mph. I indicate to pull into the left lane and gently begin to manouevre. The twat behind swerves inside me and zooms to undertake. Our cars touch, my offside front with his drivers side rear wheel arch. I drive onto the nearest safe place to stop with the other guy following. He gets out and is snapping pics of both cars like billyo. There is a small white mark on his car and mine has a bit more damage. The driver and passenger didn't speak any English so i couldn't communicate at all with them. I took pics, gave them my number and drove off.
Later that day i get a text saying, 'I've spoke to my advisors and if you put £300 in my bank by midnight i will not claim for health/damages. if not (and he put this in capitals) WE WILL GET THE INSURANCE INVOLVED.' I replied with, 'Insurance it is then. Send me your details.'
I've yet to hear back from the fucker and my insurers have not been notified. I spoke to them and they said any claim made against me will be contested as the other driver was 'under-taking'.

Me new fucking car.....
That has got scam written all over it. You have done everything right there, fair play.
 
My rage would know no bounds with people like that lol, touch wood never had an accident but if someone put my family in danger with dangerous driving they would get the bike chain on their bonce.

I've calmed down alot now with road rage, mainly due to me walking to work and not being stuck in rush hour with all the impatient scum. My biggest bug bare is people with halogen lights not dipping them at night and blinding you, or people on the motorway in bad weather not turning their lights on.

A one year old baby in the car tends to keep you calm when an instant twatting is what's really needed.
 
My rage would know no bounds with people like that lol, touch wood never had an accident but if someone put my family in danger with dangerous driving they would get the bike chain on their bonce.

I've calmed down alot now with road rage, mainly due to me walking to work and not being stuck in rush hour with all the impatient scum. My biggest bug bare is people with halogen lights not dipping them at night and blinding you, or people on the motorway in bad weather not turning their lights on.

I fucking hate halogen lights, no **** seems to know they should have headlights dipped anymore!!
 
If only my car had a vaporising gun attachment. I'd use it daily, there are some appalling drivers twats out there and I wouldn't flinch to make them disappear.
 

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