Just speculating
The scene is an office
Sheik - Ow do Manky lad
Mancini - Mornin sheik
Sheik - We seem to have trouble at mill
Mancini - In what way Sheik
Sheik - I have spent a load of brass on me club and things don't seem to tickety boo. What you going to do with Robinho.
Mancini - Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Robinho there in lies a tale
Sheik - Whats up wit lad, wants to play on a beach in Brazil instead of in me team.
Mancini - Well its like this when I took o er at club he were right upset like, so I thought best think to do were give him some time off like. And best thing I could cum up we was letting him go ome and play fert locals. Seems to have worked Ok but now he wants to stop.
Sheik - If you were upset and I give you time off where would you go?
Mancini - Well I would go t ' pub.
Sheik - And where would you rather be after 6 months back at work or int pub?
Mancini - ahhhhh I see your point.
Sheik - How are you mecking out int job?
Mancini - No problems except for that Welsh tosser
Sheik - Ya mean Bellars, mmmmmmmmmm one of Hughesy's signings. Look it seem tome that he and Robinho didn't get on like, Robinho being a bit fly like and skillful Bellars all fight and action didn't seem to get on ont pitch at all. And now you say you have had a to do with him as well. Look I will put it this way Robinho cost me 32.5 m and Bellars just over 13m if money mattered (and it bloody does to me) what do I do with this 25 man rule thingy write off 32.5m or just over 13m do you get where I am coming from lad
Mancini - well I will go to the foot of our stairs, trust me boss Bellamy is out, Robinho will be appy and we might even get a fee for Bellars because he is cheaper and teams don't think there is value int market anymore.
Sheik - good lad.