Rodri - The 2024 Ballon d'Or Winner! (Pg 131)

[Don Karleone]

I always thought she was English, every day and all that.

 

[flb]

I'd suck on the exhaust pipe of the laundry van carrying Natalie Portman's dirty knickers just to get a whiff of her clopper.

I’d crawl over the freshly laid shite of Alex Ferguson just to hear her do a fart through a walkie talkie

 

[WestGorton]

Real Madrid are absolutely odious. Seven year olds who lost on school sports day.

 

[Blue Til Death]

I'd suck on the exhaust pipe of the laundry van carrying Natalie Portman's dirty knickers just to get a whiff of her clopper.

You old romantic, you, I’m filling up
reading this…!

 

[mancboy]

I'd suck on the exhaust pipe of the laundry van carrying Natalie Portman's dirty knickers just to get a whiff of her clopper.

Its good to see poetry isnt dead

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

If we offered Rodri for Vinicius they'd snap our hands off.

I'd shoot myself in the fucking head, with a nail gun if that ever came about.

 

[Blue Maverick]

Speed is at a twat

 

[Josh_D]

I'd suck on the exhaust pipe of the laundry van carrying Natalie Portman's dirty knickers just to get a whiff of her clopper.

Poetry you dirty fucker but poetry nonetheless haha

 

[69FACUPfinal]

Real Madrid are absolutely odious. Seven year olds who lost on school sports day.

That, if I may say so, is a gross insult to seven year olds.....

 

[smevchenko]

“Unfortunately, Carlo Ancelotti could not be here tonight…”

Yes, yes, please share why.

Exactly, call them out live on the fucking stage.