Rodri - The 2024 Ballon d'Or Winner! (Pg 131)

[ninjamonkey]

Declan Rices "achievements" listed as "community shield finalist" had me in stitches. Fair play whoever done that.

 

[Blue Til Death]

To quote my missus when having sex, will you fucking get on with it

Hairy pocket or snatch is up there aswell

Monkeys forehead, Horses Collar to name another few..!

 

[mancboy]

I’ll raise you “Clunge” and “Axe wound”

I cant believe the classic minge has been overlooked

 

[N1985]

How much fucking longer??

If Rodders has won it, add another 30 minutes before the poor sod makes it to the stage.

Maybe Dias can carry him.

 

[cityontheup]

You're kidding right? They own the bridges, the fire brigade, the water that flows under the bridges, etc., etc. They bear the same relation to democracy in European football and equal chances for those who've been invested in as the Cosa Nostra does to democracy in Sicily.

I meant with city

 

[Kinkybyname]

I cant believe the classic minge has been overlooked

badly-packed kebab

 

[jimharri]

Look pierce at ur age getting on is half the battle ;-)

Small set of steps; job's a good 'un.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Bg the time this is over, Rodri will be back to full fitness
It's like a trip to Lourdes, crutches on the flight out and fully functioning limbs on the return journey

 

[feelymcfeel]

badly-packed kebab

Punched lasagna

 

[N1985]

I cant believe the classic minge has been overlooked

Ooof. It's a bit rough isn't it though. I'd say clopper on front of anybody. Minge, it's not very couth is it