Rodrygo

January 2026

Rodrygo would be Pep's dream signing. I hear he asks about him in every transfer meeting.

Signed,
Romano

Summer 2026:

I am hearing Rodrygo wants out of Madrid. Stay tuned for the Big Kaboom.

Signed Your Main Man,
Romano
 
Blue Hefner said:
Does it? If he’s created so many chances why as he only assisted Haaland once(V Ipswich)?

What does creating a chance actually mean?

The eye test says he should be playing for West Ham not a team that is looking to win the league
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That’s quite silly. Peps constantly picks him for what he contributes to the team.
 
KingGeorge said:
January 2026

Rodrygo would be Pep's dream signing. I hear he asks about him in every transfer meeting.

Signed,
Romano

Summer 2026:

I am hearing Rodrygo wants out of Madrid. Stay tuned for the Big Kaboom.

Signed Your Main Man,
Romano
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Summer 2027

Pep left his wife and City, while Rodrygo left Real Madrid and now both are living happily together in Barcelona near golf course. They always wanted each other. Here we go!

Signed,
Romano
 
Rodrygo is such a strange player. Posters creaming themselves at the thought of him signing for us, because he would 'improve' our team. Yet at the same time the same posters celebrating the idea of him signing for Liverpool so their team doesn't improve.

Schrodinger's Rodrygo.
 
Blue Hefner said:
The eye test says
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Have you visited an ophthalmologist recently :)

Doku's productivity isn't as bad as it is often portrayed.

Last two seasons, he had more goal involvements in the PL per 90 than Rodrygo in La Liga.

Last season, Doku scored/assisted every 132 minutes in all competitions. Palmer, the genius, every 131 minutes (worse than Doku without the penalties).

That's AI calculated. If you have access to GPT 5 Thinking, it can verify it for you.
 
Skrastins said:
Summer 2027

Pep left his wife and City, while Rodrygo left Real Madrid and now both are living happily together in Barcelona near golf course. They always wanted each other. Here we go!

Signed,
Romano
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Winter 2027

Pep and Rodrygo announce the adoption of a little boy - they rename him Pedrygo.

Signed,
Romano
 
alexmcity said:
Have you visited an ophthalmologist recently :)

Doku's productivity isn't as bad as it is often portrayed.

Last two seasons, he had more goal involvements in the PL per 90 than Rodrygo in La Liga.

Last season, Doku scored/assisted every 132 minutes in all competitions. Palmer, the genius, every 131 minutes (worse than Doku without the penalties).

That's AI calculated. If you have access to GPT 5 Thinking, it can verify it for you.
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This isn’t the Doku thread so I am conscious that I might be derailing it

I’ll put it quite simply. I think he’s shit and won’t be here in 12 months. If I’m wrong, I expect he will be here in 12 months. Not long until we find out
 
Blue Hefner said:
This isn’t the Doku thread so I am conscious that I might be derailing it

I’ll put it quite simply. I think he’s shit and won’t be here in 12 months. If I’m wrong, I expect he will be here in 12 months. Not long until we find out
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You are wrong, no need to wait 12 months :)

I'm joking, only time can tell. He isn't as bad you think, though.
 
So Real want rid of so why who is replacing him ? How good are they if he is worth 80 million Euro all seems odd to me
 
Coatigan said:
Rodrygo is such a strange player. Posters creaming themselves at the thought of him signing for us, because he would 'improve' our team. Yet at the same time the same posters celebrating the idea of him signing for Liverpool so their team doesn't improve.

Schrodinger's Rodrygo.
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Schrodrynger’s cat would’ve worked better mate.

Get some butter down you ;)
 
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