Ronaldo and Van der Saar in Car Smash

[Thanx4Knives]

Would have been immense if he broke is leg and could never play again, cnut.

I wouldnt want that, maybe just a horrible facial injury for the vain bastard

 

[Gray]

Think you can blame me for that accident, I was on my way back from Ashton to Hale and left the motorway at the junction near to the Airport tunnel at precisely that time.

If I had gone to Wilmslow instead of Hale I would have been able to let him know what a tit he was.

 

[Shooter 83]

Can't see if this has been mentioned but..

How ironic...Ronaldo smashes a car into a wall and gets out and walks away, yet a defender goes anywhere near him and he rolls round on the floor as though he's been shot.

 

[mcfc]

he skids to the right he skids to the left that fake ronaldo his driving is shite

 

[City Raider]

police are looking for a pink car seen leaving the incident at speed, driven by a man with a wig

 

[forevermancity]

police are looking for a pink car seen leaving the incident at speed, driven by a man with a wig

cant be stevie then because he drives a black car and he has no wig

 

[City Raider]

police are looking for a pink car seen leaving the incident at speed, driven by a man with a wig

cant be stevie then because he drives a black car and he has no wig

lol don't let the truth get in the way of a good story

 

[bluezi]

Probably praticing Driving on the left...
glad i wasnt caught in the hold up .. that would have totally pissed me right off.

 

[Lee-ManCity]

Women Drivers Eh !

 

[Sky Blue]

we aren't obssessed at all

FFS lighten up.

 

[bluemoon32]

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[harry the plumber]

Bet baconfaces version of the crash will contain ..30mph and a dog.

 

[Blue Si O.B]

Re: Ronaldo and Van der Saar in Car Smash - ITK

He's perfectly fine, so laugh away.

id laugh if it was a lot worse to be honest still not forgiven him for his world cup antics

 

[zandvoort blue]

Is that Canal Street?

 

[blue_chili_pepper]

he turns the wheel left
he turns the wheel riiiiight
that fag ronaldo
his driving is shite!!!

 

[bluemoon22]

He falls down on the pitch like he has been hit by a sniper, but walks away from a car accident?

LOL !!!!!!!

 

[bluemoon22]

Any reports of white Fiat Punto's in the tunnel at the same time?

Quality mate !!!!

 

[EVIL]

There's a red spotty c*nt
And he's just had a shunt
It's Ronaldo

Took it straight up the rear
From a bum-chum dutch queer
Van der Saar

His Ferrari red-rose
Like his Manager's nose
Is no more

(to the dean martin tune - amore)

 

[coleridge]

Surely

'...is no more-ey...'

 

[shadygiz]

posted this in the other thread before...but i've changed it slightly ;p

to the tune of shitty man utd went to rome


the cheating twat ronaldo drove his car into the wall
arguin with taggart on his phone about fuck all
he turned into a tunnel, put his car into a skid
all because he wants to play for real madrid

FUCK OFF!!

who the fuck are man united
who the fuck are man united
who the fuck are man united
as the blues go marchin on on on