Ronaldo joke

[bluebarn]

Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only
lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of the sudden the
car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on
the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it
caught fire.

 

[mancboy123]

Ronaldo was said to have avoided injury by diving from the window of the car and was said to be disgusted at the polices failure to award him a penalty and send off the wall.

Alex ferguson is now threatening to sue the police for failure to protect his showpony as he feels it will drive him from the english roads.

 

[clp1000]

I always said he was shit at taking corners !!

 

[Scrabster Six]

he looked in the mirror thought whos that horrible bastard crashed , then realised it was himself. eother that or got nervous cos john o shea was behind him...

 

[bluezi]

Headline reads "Tranny Ronaldo career hits a Wall"
He was reportedly heard to say before getting into his car "i hate it here at old stretford, i feel like banging my head against a wall,

 

[City_Gentleman]

When questioned by Police he is reported to have blamed it on the wall not being 10 yards back!

 

[dadnlad]

When questioned by Police he is reported to have blamed it on the wall not being 10 yards back!

best so far lol

 

[Petetheblu]

Will miss the next two games with Car role tunnel syndrome!!!



...I would just like to point out that car role tunnel syndrome is a very serious condition and anyone is suffering from this chronic syndrome I would like to apologise to now for my bad taste in humour. *sorry*

 

[chaddblue]

Police have reported that Ronaldo escaped from the crash totally unharmed, but upon arrival officers found him writhing in agony in the middle of the road

 

[ShaunMCFC]

I wish he would of broke his legs.

 

[chaddblue]

Why something so trivial?

 

[droylsdenblue]

Ronaldo's driving is like his recent free kicks......No bend just straight into the wall!!!!