Rooney Caption comp

[Freestyler]

'fergie gave me the treatment when he found out silva was coming manchester, then he realised it was city not us'

 

[TFC]

"Over 'ere John, on me 'ead...."

 

[-dabz-]

Do your best BM's

Who me? Nah mate, Im not Wayne Rooney. My name is Chris, Im a painter and decorator from Birkenhead Laaahhh!......Honest Laaahh, I dont even like football....

 

[mcfctpom]

Will everybody stop feeding them fucking birds!

 

[gregblag]

Evidence that Professor Frankenstein has returned.

 

[mat]

Colleen has been shagging Ade again and only my head can fulfill her needs.

 

[Anonymous]

"Over 'ere John, on me 'ead...."

lol

 

[samharris]

"Hi i'm Wayne rooney and I use Nivea sunscreen for men Factor ugly..the sun dare'nt shine in my direction...just out of my arse"

 

[skillman]

John O'Shea gets too close whilst practicing defending corners.

 

[samharris]

Do your best BM's

"i wish Clee'n would stop having milk enema's"