Rooney hair transplant.....

[dick slexia]

Wayne Rooneys hair transplant has been hailed a success by doctors.

They said that they tried a new procedure by using some of coleens pubic hair.

Quoted they say the sucess rate is much higher when hair is transplanted from one c**t to another.

 

[samharris]

Rooney and the Pawn shop..


Wayne Rooney walks in to a pawn shop. he looks around for a while and then approaches the clerk.' 'I would like to buy that TV over there.''

The clerk says' 'I am sorry sir we don't serve blondes here.''

Rooney leaves in a huff. The next day he returns wearing a brunette wig.' 'I would like to purchase that TV over there.''

Again the clerk says' 'Sir I told you yesterday we do not serve blondes here.''

Now Rooney is furious. The next day he dresses like a woman (Nice dress strapless bra stillies and lipstick) he approaches the clerk and says in a high feminine voice,' 'I would like to purchase the TV over there!''

The clerk says' 'Sir I told you twice already we do not sell to blondes here!''

he says to the clerk' 'How can you tell? Yesterday I wore a wig, today I am dressed like a woman, how can you tell it is me??''

He laughs and says,' 'Because that's a microwave!!!!''

 

[Petetheblu]

Wayne has been concerned recently as every time he stands naked in mirror his willy becomes erect! After several embarrassing moments he finally confides to Coleen "Luv" he says confused and upset at his todger "I keep getting a stiffy every time I stand naked in the mirror like"......


......."That's because even your nob thinks you're a twat Wayne!!" Coleen smugly replies.

 

[dick slexia]

Breaking news:

Rooney's hair transplant has rejected his face.

 

[samharris]

The doctors asked him if he wanted to go under anasthetic,he said that all depends on how old anna is. ?? ;)

 

[Sheikh Rattle n Roll]

Anybody else not arsed?

I'm not arsed, but is this hair living hair?....will he need to take steroids or something to keep it intact?...gotta be risky?

They take out individual follicles from the back of his neck and implant them round the front.

So in short; yea he has to inject smack twice a week to maintain it.

That's ok, cos I heard United's Doctor has taken advice from Jamie Butler and it's ok to use.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

 

[waspish]

Whose working on his Bum hair to put on his head

 

[lee-mcfc]

feel sorry for that look-a-like if i ever looked the spit of rooney id kill myself.

 

[djelanomcfc]

Anybody else not arsed?

No not really. He still looks an ugly twat.

He only got a hair transplant, were you actually expecting it to enhance his looks significantly?