Rooney said the Charity Shield was a 'footballing lesson'?

[MaxCityBlue]

Hes got a carpet on his head and a gran in his bed, ohhhhhhh wayne rooney

Ohhh! Wayne Rooney he's a scouser he's full of shit
He's got a carpet on his head and a granny in his bed
Silva's fucking class cause he put him on his ass
Ohhh! Wayne Rooney he's a gobshite he lost 6 - 1

 

[stonerblue]

The charity shield was a footballing lesson, in the art of deception. Looney and whisky nose fell for it hook, line and sinker.

 

[Balti]

Funny as fuck, to think we offered him a chance to be a part of the master plan at City and he bottled it.........

I'm not religious but thank the bloody Lord!

Not like he's needed though is it? lol

 

[Antoine Sibierski's Shiny Head]

Hes got a carpet on his head and a gran in his bed, ohhhhhhh wayne rooney

Ohhh! Wayne Rooney he's a scouser he's full of shit
He's got a carpet on his head and a granny in his bed
Silva's fucking class cause he put him on his ass
Ohhh! Wayne Rooney he's a gobshite he lost 6 - 1

The one being sung on the concourse at the swamp was to the the tune of "Whole world in his hands."

He's got ????????
He's got a pair of granny's in his bed
He's got a piece of carpet on his head
Because Rooney is a massive.......

Not sure if that's exactly right, or what the first line is.

 

[ClaudioDeyna]

Yeah, a 'footballing lesson'. Until we rewrote the textbook.

 

[BusterPhillips]

The day before the derby he posted this "Can't wait for game tomorrow. Gonna be great atmosphere. I'm so excited" - since then he's said f**k all, guttered much shrek?