Maybe if he lost a few stone.then bang in 6 goals in 45 appearances for them,
I think it's all just paper talk. Kenwright's nobody's fool and he's unlikely to spend anything on such a busted flush as Shrek. I believe Gill and Pisscan are behind this because they want to force his hand/trotter.
"I remember watching our Wayne when he played for us the first time. I'm so excited that he's come home so he can show me how to shag grans, demand a massive pay rise and use my pubes on mi ed la!"Sentiment may take over though.
If Rooney goes to Everton I can't see how Barkley can stay.
You forgot chippy tea."I remember watching our Wayne when he played for us the first time. I'm so excited that he's come home so he can show me how to shag grans, demand a massive pay rise and use my pubes on mi ed la!"