Rooneys accelerating baldness....

[BillyMC]

Didnt take long before that twat Rooney got a Shearer style "island"
Stage 1

Stage 2

Stage3

Stage4

oops nearly forgot Stage5

 

[Barry Cheese]

Symptoms of steroid abuse

Premature balding
Poor complexion
Square jaw
Stocky Build
Uncontrollable temper (steroid rage)

Sound like anyone we know?

 

[BillyMC]

Symptoms of steroid abuse

Premature balding
Poor complexion
Square jaw
Stocky Build
Uncontrollable temper (steroid rage)

Sound like anyone we know?

You might be onto something cheese

 

[samharris]

Didnt take long before that twat Rooney got a Shearer style "island"
Stage 1

Stage 2

Stage3

Stage4

oops nearly forgot Stage5

Well when it all goes tits up he can still have a smoke..

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0SbVFxl64A[/youtube]

Gregor fisher..fookin genious..:)

 

[BillyMC]

It worked for his dad...

 

[BlueHubert]

First laugh of the day! Thanks

 

[LongsightM13]

From the NHS website . . .

Secondary syphilis
The symptoms of secondary syphilis will begin a few weeks after the disappearance of the sore.
Common symptoms include:
a non-itchy skin rash appearing anywhere on the body, but commonly on the palms of the hands or soles of the feet
tiredness
headaches
swollen lymph glands
Less common symptoms include:
fever
weight loss
patchy hair loss
joint pains
These symptoms may disappear within a few weeks, or come and go over a period of months.

 

[samharris]

From the NHS website . . .

Secondary syphilis
The symptoms of secondary syphilis will begin a few weeks after the disappearance of the sore.
Common symptoms include:
a non-itchy skin rash appearing anywhere on the body, but commonly on the palms of the hands or soles of the feet
tiredness
headaches
swollen lymph glands
Less common symptoms include:
fever
Granny shagging tendencies
weight loss
patchy hair loss
Playing shit for your country
joint pains
These symptoms may disappear within a few weeks, or come and go over a period of months.

Tiddly litte edit there. :)

 

[quiet_riot]

a non-itchy skin rash appearing anywhere on the body,

He's always scratting though, the flea ridden fucker.

 

[BillyMC]

From the NHS website . . .

Secondary syphilis
The symptoms of secondary syphilis will begin a few weeks after the disappearance of the sore.
Common symptoms include:
a non-itchy skin rash appearing anywhere on the body, but commonly on the palms of the hands or soles of the feet
tiredness
headaches
swollen lymph glands
Less common symptoms include:
fever
weight loss
patchy hair loss
joint pains
These symptoms may disappear within a few weeks, or come and go over a period of months.

Hmmmm.....I wonder how he caught that?