Barcon
Well-Known Member
I almost killed somebody when they charged me to watch my Dad die.
It'll keep the riff raff out......ie you
It did even less for Heywood and Midd. Worst thing that ever happened to the town was the day Rochdale took over. You find many people in Heywood who are old enough to remember when we had our own council with any love for Rochdale.
Shhhhush! You bellend, don't let our secret out and have every scrote moving into Bury.It could've very easily been Bury on the list.
I hated the town centre and its crappy market for years. Its my nearest town but I always said I'm from Whitefield (which is south Bury).
But fair enough what the council did on the The Rock over 5 years ago, turning it into a shopping, living and entertainment space could almost be described as visionary. Where others have drowned, Bury has thrived.
Its got great transport links and colleges and i'd much rather go there now than the Trafford Center to shop or watch a movie.
I'd still go to Manchester for a night out but my nights out are declining with age anyway now.
But yeah, I'm quite proud of the place now.
....because you are supporting a local business, or supporting a business that employs local people. Because that business will probably pay the correct tax to our government. Because your purchase won't be clogging up the streets (even assuming you don't send it back) whilst a 'self-employed' delivery driver attempts to meet his/her targets. Because sometimes its good to get off your arse and get out of the house. Because if no one supports their local shops we'll end up with streets of opticians, chain stores, fried chicken shops and estate agents or rows of shuttered up units like that photo from Bristol.
Admittedly, I would not go to Ashton to do any shopping.
The day Rochdale took over? Yer mean the day Rochdale kow-towed to Middleton and Heywood!! Jeez, Stony! Manchester gets shot of Langley and Middleton dump Langley on Rochdale! Rochdale was the once archetypal urban district that made Didsbury look like a slum - until Middleton and Monkey Town got on board!
Shhhhush! You bellend, don't let our secret out and have every scrote moving into Bury.
I know, absolute piss take. YouThey won't be moving into the flats on the Rock, my lad went with his mate to look round one - £745 p/m!
Bristol.
People have this lovely image of Bristol with Clifton suspension bridge gracefully spanning the avon gorge, and the lovely victorian houses in Clifton and Clifton Village. Picture postcard. Lovely.
The reality is the whole City is pretty much a shit hole with individual districts vying for being the shittest:
Hartcliffe - not safe at night. Or the daytime.
Lawrence Weston - makes Harlem look like Martha's Vinyard
Southmead - make sure you have a gun on you
Lockleaze - I'd rather live in Strangeways. Most of the residents used to.
St. Pauls - up and coming. From the very bottom
Bedminster - "bohemian". AKA "a total shithole"
Patchway - cheapest drugs in town
Easton - Average life expectancy, 26
St. Werbergs - Handy if you fancy a shag for £20
I can go on and on. The whole place is an utter dump.
Hahaha ooh shit, I'm laughing but you aren't far from the truth pal.Wait until the drones start dropping our purchases in our back gardens. Delivery drivers will be a thing of the past. All this stuff delivered straight to the door, drive throughs, no wonder half the country is obese. Every fucker sat on their fat arses looking at a screen, no talking, no walking . We're going to end up back in the caves mumbling shit and eating raw meat!
I know, absolute piss take. You
See the occupiers all like an army in battle marching to the Metrolink every morning for their commute to Manchester.
Thinking of moving to Patchway myself!The £20 shag sounds quite reasonable.
My point about Bristol is that virtually the entire city needs bulldozing. Most towns have the posh areas, the OK areas and the run-down areas. Bristol has 1 posh area and 39 run-down areas. It's thousands of acres of meh. And yet, bizarrely, when I say I live in Bristol, peoples' eyes light up and they say "ooo, isn't Bristol lovely". It's like some Orwellian big brother/emperor's new clothes thing going on. I feel like saying, "have you BEEN to Hartcliff"??? Chernobyl is nicer.
I know, absolute piss take. You
See the occupiers all like an army in battle marching to the Metrolink every morning for their commute to Manchester.
Haha!Commuting into Manchester? How dare they