If i ever winn the lotto,i'm gonna open a business in India and have the call centre in Glasgow.
I find Indians easier to understand than Weegies.
It's not accents that i dislike Indian call centres for. Most speak better English than me.
It's the total disregard for why you are calling.
Me = "Hi, i'm calling to reduce my bill"
CC = "Ok sir, let me have a look" "Ok, you are paying £25 a months at the moment"
CC = "Right i've got a great deal for you" "Just take six extra sim cards and upgrade your broadband"
CC = "You can have this great deal for just £60 a month"
Me = "WTF??? That's MORE than i'm paying now!!!"
CC = "Ok sir can we go ahead with this deal?"
Me = "NO! i wanted a cheaper deal!"
CC = "Ok sir, i'll just process this great deal for you"
Me = "NO NO NO!!!" " I don't want this deal!"
CC = "OK sir, i've updated your account and the new deal and 24 month contract starts straight away"
Me = " ARRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!! Fuck right off"
CC = "Ok sir, thanks for calling, please leave good feedback for my service to you today"