RVP Stretchered off for Holland

You might be laughing at me but like everything else in this thread theres different opinions and i have been laughing a fair bit at the reactions ive caused.
 
Dutch news says:

Partially torn muscles in his right ankle, RVP is out for several months.

Poor Arsenal *cough*

And poor Team Holland :(

(althou we still have KJH lol)
 
Glad the cheating, dirty little fucker is out for the rest of the season, Arsewipes will be shitting themselves.
 
gunnerpr said:
You might be laughing at me but like everything else in this thread theres different opinions and i have been laughing a fair bit at the reactions ive caused.
more fast wit and repartee

i'm on a feckin mobile connection tonight replying faster than this technically gifted gimp
 
gunnerpr said:
You might be laughing at me but like everything else in this thread theres different opinions and i have been laughing a fair bit at the reactions ive caused.

Face it son-you've been,how we say oop North-"owned" in this thread.
Like jousting with a man with no horse.

Some of us are pretty good at it.Comes from years of hardship and adversity...and real beer.

;-)
 
gunnerpr said:
Bluemoon115 said:
Manners.
Humour.
We don't always have "one up" people by boasting.
Better passion for football.
Want me to go on?

Manners ahaha was that one a joke?

Well i can list a few downsides for living up north

The weathers shit
The majority live in shit
You talk like fucking spastics
You dont earn that much either

Damn, you sussed us.

Oh hang on a minute.

Lets see what we've achieved up North that you lot leech off.

Invented the modern computer

Split the Atom

Rolls met Royce

Created the worlds first Inland Port

The home of modern industry

The accepted home of womens emancipation

I could go on and on but of course you are not interested in facts are you, just cheap stereotypical digs.

A recent study also estimates that although the South East currently enjoys economic predominance it would have to continue for another 50 years to match the wealth created in the North West during the massive industrial expansion.

The southern based banks and the 'city' are gonna rely on us workers to dig em out the shit again then eh!
 
gunnerpr said:
Looks like we've argued enough about rvp and our clubs etc etc. So might aswell carry on the one about Northerners vs Southerners. I did lie i cant fucking stand northerners. Why is it you think your better of then us down south?

It's because you all sit down to piss, wear high heels in your houses, drink shandy, have no gravy in your chippy's (which sell something called a Saveloy), put an "R" in words like "bath" and "laugh" which quite clearly don't contain one, think London's great when it's a shit hole, think you're all really cool, hard and "norty" (there's the "R" again !), idolise the Krays, watch Eastenders when Corrie woman-slaps it all over, drone on about how much your houses are worth but can't afford the mortgage without self-cert, wear suits with loads of buttons sewn onto them and say it's traditional dress, pretend you all sing around piano's in grotty pubs and call it a "Joanna", think that London is the centre of the universe and the country when the VAST majority of us live outside London and wouldn't live there for all the tea in China, all talk too loud from the age of 3 in the most annoying, attention-seeking way, ask what people do when you meet them for the first time, rather than how they are, using the word "mug" in practically every sentence where tea and coffee isn't mentioned, pull your faces when anyone mentions The North because you just don't get it.

You sneer because, due to your ignorance and arrogance, you can't possibly comprehend that people from North of Watford could be happy, contended, educated, hard-working, kind, supportive of each other, humorous, honest, decent people.

And do you know something Cock, it's your loss.
 
Dave Fabulous said:
gunnerpr said:
Looks like we've argued enough about rvp and our clubs etc etc. So might aswell carry on the one about Northerners vs Southerners. I did lie i cant fucking stand northerners. Why is it you think your better of then us down south?

It's because you all sit down to piss, wear high heels in your houses, drink shandy, have no gravy in your chippy's (which sell something called a Saveloy), put an "R" in words like "bath" and "laugh" which quite clearly don't contain one, think London's great when it's a shit hole, think you're all really cool, hard and "norty" (there's the "R" again !), idolise the Krays, watch Eastenders when Corrie woman-slaps it all over, drone on about how much your houses are worth but can't afford the mortgage without self-cert, wear suits with loads of buttons sewn onto them and say it's traditional dress, pretend you all sing around piano's in grotty pubs and call it a "Joanna", think that London is the centre of the universe and the country when the VAST majority of us live outside London and wouldn't live there for all the tea in China, all talk too loud from the age of 3 in the most annoying, attention-seeking way, ask what people do when you meet them for the first time, rather than how they are, using the word "mug" in practically every sentence where tea and coffee isn't mentioned, pull your faces when anyone mentions The North because you just don't get it.

You sneer because, due to your ignorance and arrogance, you can't possibly comprehend that people from North of Watford could be happy, contended, educated, hard-working, kind, supportive of each other, humorous, honest, decent people.

And do you know something Cock, it's your loss.

Bravo that man, very well put PMSL!
 
Dave Fabulous said:
gunnerpr said:
Looks like we've argued enough about rvp and our clubs etc etc. So might aswell carry on the one about Northerners vs Southerners. I did lie i cant fucking stand northerners. Why is it you think your better of then us down south?

It's because you all sit down to piss, wear high heels in your houses, drink shandy, have no gravy in your chippy's (which sell something called a Saveloy), put an "R" in words like "bath" and "laugh" which quite clearly don't contain one, think London's great when it's a shit hole, think you're all really cool, hard and "norty" (there's the "R" again !), idolise the Krays, watch Eastenders when Corrie woman-slaps it all over, drone on about how much your houses are worth but can't afford the mortgage without self-cert, wear suits with loads of buttons sewn onto them and say it's traditional dress, pretend you all sing around piano's in grotty pubs and call it a "Joanna", think that London is the centre of the universe and the country when the VAST majority of us live outside London and wouldn't live there for all the tea in China, all talk too loud from the age of 3 in the most annoying, attention-seeking way, ask what people do when you meet them for the first time, rather than how they are, using the word "mug" in practically every sentence where tea and coffee isn't mentioned, pull your faces when anyone mentions The North because you just don't get it.

You sneer because, due to your ignorance and arrogance, you can't possibly comprehend that people from North of Watford could be happy, contended, educated, hard-working, kind, supportive of each other, humorous, honest, decent people.

And do you know something Cock, it's your loss.

That sir,is outstanding.
 

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