Ryan Giggs - an evening with..... in Hertfordshire (p115)

[andyhinch]

That's what caused my first divorce, I was fucking the dishwasher at work :-(

What setting did you have it on ?

 

[mayo31]

What setting did you have it on ?

Rumour at work was the pump was broke

 

[Stephen230]

Having shagged his brother’s missus, I’m not sure his reputation was in a great spot to start with.

PS. Did Rhodri get called as a rebuttal character witness? Are rebuttal character witnesses even a thing?

There was actually a character statement from somebody called Rhodri . I did a double take when I saw it. But turns out his agent is called Rhodri Burgess.

 

[Blue Mist]

There was actually a character statement from somebody called Rhodri . I did a double take when I saw it. But turns out his agent is called Rhodri Burgess.

Sooooooo, maybe he thought he was fucking his agents wife and not his brothers.
Clearly he was judged to harshly as it is a simple mistake to make.

 

[mat]

The court transcript is worthy of a film on its own.

Prosecution: Are you a fetishist or a pervert Mr Giggs?

Giggs: I'm neither.

Prosecution: Are you sure as you have a history of it?

Giggs: I don't know what you mean?

Prosecution: Let me put it another way...Do you like the taste of your brother's penis?

 

[splinter]

The court transcript is worthy of a film on its own.

Prosecution: Are you a fetishist or a pervert Mr Giggs?

Giggs: I'm neither.

Prosecution: Are you sure as you have a history of it?

Giggs: I don't know what you mean?

Prosecution: Let me put it another way...Do you like the taste of your brother's penis?

Talkshite will sign him up

 

[KS55]

Bloody hell I will not let my missus anywhere near our dishwasher, she is clueless on efficient loading.

You’ve fallen for it.
I won’t let my missus near the kitchen as she is useless at everything to do with it. I have my suspicions that I have been scammed all these years.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

You’ve fallen for it.
I won’t let my missus near the kitchen as she is useless at everything to do with it. I have my suspicions that I have been scammed all these years.

why are you on here haven't you got some ironing to do. ;)

 

[No One Understands]

That's what caused my first divorce, I was fucking the dishwasher at work :-(

What caused the other divorces then?

 

[Blue Til Death]

Have they not convicted the **** yet?? It will be OJ Simpsonesque if he gets off.. Vile little creature …!