Ryan Giggs - an evening with..... in Hertfordshire (p115)

He could change his plea to guilty of the assault. The prosecution might go for that and withdraw the controlling charge. Big fine, community service, all over.
Think that's the likely outcome, shame really as if he's done what's alleged he needs putting in a cell and not teaching kids football which is what he'll be doing as for a fine....can they do him £20+M otherwise it's pointless.
 
Heres one for you Ryan,

You might think your handy,
WIth fists and your head,
while your down, getting dirty,
In some other cunts bed.

Admitting in court,
That you always shag others,
Anybody elses girl,
And even your brothers'.

We know what you are,
You're a filthy love cheat,
Who shagged your bro's missus,
For 8 years, thats a feat.

Your Brief said "didn't happen",
We know that's a lie,
It's already established,
You're that kind of guy.

So while Ferguson gushes,
And "good guy" stories from Neville,
We all know you did it,
Headbutting Kate Greville.

You're such a loser,
For treating 'em like a doormat,
Now everyone knows,
That you're just a twat.

So roses are red,
And violets are Blue,
Big Earl from D WIng,
Is coming for you.

You can squeal like a woman,
Or cry for your mum,
As he bends you right over,
Until hes had his fun.

You might think it's unfair,
To get such abuse,
So maybe you'll think twice,
Before blowing your fuse.
 
He could change his plea to guilty of the assault. The prosecution might go for that and withdraw the controlling charge. Big fine, community service, all over.
To me the controlling charge was politically driven so, whilst your idea is a good one, they won't allow it.
 
Heres one for you Ryan,

You might think your handy,
WIth fists and your head,
while your down, getting dirty,
In some other cunts bed.

Admitting in court,
That you always shag others,
Anybody elses girl,
And even your brothers'.

We know what you are,
You're a filthy love cheat,
Who shagged your bro's missus,
For 8 years, thats a feat.

Your Brief said "didn't happen",
We know that's a lie,
It's already established,
You're that kind of guy.

So while Ferguson gushes,
And "good guy" stories from Neville,
We all know you did it,
Headbutting Kate Greville.

You're such a loser,
For treating 'em like a doormat,
Now everyone knows,
That you're just a twat.

So roses are red,
And violets are Blue,
Big Earl from D WIng,
Is coming for you.

You can squeal like a woman,
Or cry for your mum,
As he bends you right over,
Until hes had his fun.

You might think it's unfair,
To get such abuse,
So maybe you'll think twice,
Before blowing your fuse.
Bravo Bravo
You are the new poet laureate
 
Heres one for you Ryan,

You might think your handy,
WIth fists and your head,
while your down, getting dirty,
In some other cunts bed.

Admitting in court,
That you always shag others,
Anybody elses girl,
And even your brothers'.

We know what you are,
You're a filthy love cheat,
Who shagged your bro's missus,
For 8 years, thats a feat.

Your Brief said "didn't happen",
We know that's a lie,
It's already established,
You're that kind of guy.

So while Ferguson gushes,
And "good guy" stories from Neville,
We all know you did it,
Headbutting Kate Greville.

You're such a loser,
For treating 'em like a doormat,
Now everyone knows,
That you're just a twat.

So roses are red,
And violets are Blue,
Big Earl from D WIng,
Is coming for you.

You can squeal like a woman,
Or cry for your mum,
As he bends you right over,
Until hes had his fun.

You might think it's unfair,
To get such abuse,
So maybe you'll think twice,
Before blowing your fuse.
Ted Hughes is alive and well. My compliments on such a lovely poem.
 

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