glen quagmire
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I bet she 'gives' her husband sex. I also wager, it would be as fun as scraping artex of a ceiling, on your own, with a matchbox.
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BoyBlue_1985 said:
bwhahahaha, made me chuckle some what.
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If you shagged her you wouldn't be sat drinking with your mates with a silly smug look on your face and after telling them who she was and there's no chance of them saying get fucked you lying bastard, their responce would be more like did you do it up the gritter and did she swallow.
If you shagged her you wouldn't be sat drinking with your mates with a silly smug look on your face and after telling them who she was and there's no chance of them saying get fucked you lying bastard, their responce would be more like did you do it up the gritter and did she swallow.
I don't reckon she honestly believes she's good looking. She looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a cricket bat and she's nicked Nosferatu's fingers. She could scratch her arse without having to reach round with those badgers.
Like that Sarah Jessica Parker bird. She looks like a fooking donkey on heroin.
Some women are nuggets. At least most blokes that look shoddy admit it.
Like that Sarah Jessica Parker bird. She looks like a fooking donkey on heroin.
Some women are nuggets. At least most blokes that look shoddy admit it.
johnny on the spot
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Of course what everyone's missing about this is the monumental missed opportunity.
Had Samantha Brick gone into this with the intention of trolling the entire world, in the process exposing the fact of our universal tendency towards reactionary opinion, psychotic insecurities and hopeless childishness she'd have scored an epic win, 10/10.
As it stands, she looks like another pig ugly **** from the Mail.
Had Samantha Brick gone into this with the intention of trolling the entire world, in the process exposing the fact of our universal tendency towards reactionary opinion, psychotic insecurities and hopeless childishness she'd have scored an epic win, 10/10.
As it stands, she looks like another pig ugly **** from the Mail.
MCC
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jimharri
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Being honest here; it's been a long, not particularly good day. I'm tired and about to hit the sack, so my humble apologies if I'm a bit slow on the uptake here. However, I just want to clarify, for my own peace of mind; this woman sincerely believes she is beautiful/attractive?
I mean to say; us uglys can't lose the run of ourselves, and start thinking we're God's gift. It goes against the natural order.
I mean to say; us uglys can't lose the run of ourselves, and start thinking we're God's gift. It goes against the natural order.
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johnny on the spot said:
Spot on Johnny.
If she was making a social comment, the joke would be on us. In the original article she hasn't 'slagged' anyone or talked derogatory about others, all she did was talk with confidence about herself. nothing wrong with that.
Unluckily though, she's seems not to be 'tricking' the uk, but really is a big headed 'average looking' 50 year old (am assuming she's 50 off the looks).
Again, this still isn't reason for the whole country to react in this way, as even though it wasn't her idea behind the article, it has shown how many corners of society have reacted in such a strange way to self publicity.