BlueMojito
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HopefullyEach of them will be out quicker than that. Probably in a box.
HopefullyEach of them will be out quicker than that. Probably in a box.
They are not called land mines for nothing you knowIn thinking why risk failing again so to make sure go straight to the Magnum of all deadly tin tops. The fray bentos steak pie.
I’ll raise your Heinz choc pudding tin for a rancid tin of surstromming. Not only will he be in severe agony, he will also absolutely stink rottenThe "gent"is likely to have been muslim as may have been his attacker so respectfully a fish based product rather than a non halal fray bentos product is far more respectful.
There is a case for the heinz choc sponge pud tin in this scenario.
Perhaps ant and dec or paddy mcguiness could host a new gameshow testing such weapons on criminals nominated by telephone votes .
I guess weve all sliced fingers when tussling with canned fish and the pain he was, is in does at least give him a taste of the living hell he put an innocent child through.

I’ll raise your Heinz choc pudding tin for a rancid tin of surstromming. Not only will he be in severe agony, he will also absolutely stink rotten
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Poke him in the eye in the style of Rik Mayall with a corned beef tin key while he's bleeding to death just for the fun of it.In thinking why risk failing again so to make sure go straight to the Magnum of all deadly tin tops. The fray bentos steak pie.
A man of few words.Great stuff
Was the attack carried out by John West?Salmon?
I didn't think Rushdie was in that place, though good on him for tinning this parasite.Salmon?
This has cheered me up no end. However, next time do the job properly lads.![]()
Sara Sharif’s dad 'has neck sliced open with tuna can lid in prison attack' as he is 'ambushed by inmates' | LBC
Sara Sharif's father has been ambushed and had his neck slashed with the lid of a tuna can in a prison attack, leaving him fighting for his life.www.lbc.co.uk
Like a brass house washing basketI’ll raise your Heinz choc pudding tin for a rancid tin of surstromming. Not only will he be in severe agony, he will also absolutely stink rotten
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I'll take your word for it!Like a brass house washing basket
Shame it wasn't an axe .![]()
Sara Sharif’s dad 'has neck sliced open with tuna can lid in prison attack' as he is 'ambushed by inmates' | LBC
Sara Sharif's father has been ambushed and had his neck slashed with the lid of a tuna can in a prison attack, leaving him fighting for his life.www.lbc.co.uk
No but after killing a child you then become fair game.Retribution carried out by another murderer or a serial rapist? There aren't any good people in Belmarsh. These would be vigilantes usually just fancy a bit of violence and the fact their target is a child murderer is just an excuse for them. Not disputing the monster deserves a horrible end, but other Belmarsh inmates don't have any right to be executioners.
Can you imagine the fear he will have now? At first I was all for them having done him in, but now it’s about the mental side of it. Every single day knowing another vicious attack could and will happen. No friends, nobody on his side at all. Complete loneliness and daily fear.Shame it wasn't an axe .
Could have had his head clean off the piece of shit
If he's not kept in solitary, his days are numbered. Actually; what the authorities should is release him back into the community. And put flyers on all the local lamp posts, advising the neighbourhood of his address.Can you imagine the fear he will have now? At first I was all for them having done him in, but now it’s about the mental side of it. Every single day knowing another vicious attack could and will happen. No friends, nobody on his side at all. Complete loneliness and daily fear.
I hope every single day of his term is served and every single day is like that.
But that risks ordinary folk who may just lose their shit ending up inside.If he's not kept in solitary, his days are numbered. Actually; what the authorities should is release him back into the community. And put flyers on all the local lamp posts, advising the neighbourhood of his address.
And that is why you have to be very careful of what you post on social media. If you put what you would really do if you caught someone in your house, nicking your car or attacking a loved one one your risking the charge of pre mediated when it actually happens and it is you that would end up in the dock trying to make a case out for self defence.But that risks ordinary folk who may just lose their shit ending up inside.
This is ideal what happened. People who are most likely heinous individuals doing something amazing to one of the most heinous people of recent years. They’re already inside so they don’t care.